When a man marries a woman, and she has a dot in the middle of her forhead, upon marriage the husband scrapes it off and finds out if he won a 7-Eleven.
I believe I told the story where my mom got a job @ a Sears photo lab and airbrushed all the dots off a roll of Indian family photos. She was mortified when told of the problem. My mom lived her life trying not to offend people.
Allie, Living her whole life in Bristol, Ct. where there were NO Indians[Just Irish, Italian, Polish, and then some other Eastern Europeans and Puerto Ricans], she thought it was just a problem w/ the camera or film..so airbrushing away went Minnie Spinelli. She was able to laugh after a few yuears.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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Bad sartorial choice for hiding skid marks.
I think all the ex-cops and tough PI's who visit TY should read this guy's book: link
Yeah, I'm a crack-like link whore.
My husband is Indian, not Muzzie.
Everybody looks the same wearing white, but that's bad for fabric and color diversity.
Where's the frickin' dot?
Ya know, in the middle of his forehead.
Maybe he's a pull start, not a push start.
Where's the frickin' dot?
When a man marries a woman, and she has a dot in the middle of her forhead, upon marriage the husband scrapes it off and finds out if he won a 7-Eleven.
Ducks.
I believe I told the story where my mom got a job @ a Sears photo lab and airbrushed all the dots off a roll of Indian family photos. She was mortified when told of the problem. My mom lived her life trying not to offend people.
Nick, that's funny, I bet your mom was thinking, "What is this red dot doing on all these foreheads? Strange!"
I do call my hubby Abu though from The Simpsons.
I also call him brownie and dothead.
I also tell him people talk like this, "husker dusker do do tikey tikey.
Allie, Living her whole life in Bristol, Ct. where there were NO Indians[Just Irish, Italian, Polish, and then some other Eastern Europeans and Puerto Ricans], she thought it was just a problem w/ the camera or film..so airbrushing away went Minnie Spinelli. She was able to laugh after a few yuears.
Many Indians are Muslims, Titus, not to mention Buddhists, Jains, Sikhs and even Christians. Muslim is #2.
AllanS,
That joke even cracked-up my wife and she was born in India. She came to Boston when she was 4 though.
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