Titus said...
But for some reason, pornos love to show all this shit.
I guess I am just too vanilla.
I don't think I mentioned this but when I first met my husband he wore a cock ring, not for me, but for him.
I never understood.
What does the cock ring do, I mean really?
The first night we were together he put a porno on the blue ray. I was humiliated. I looked up and on the entire wall was porno. This was after we were fooling around for over 45 minutes. I was like thanks, got the message.
Tits.
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Why was Titus weaving from side to side when he wrote that?
Why did you embellish what he wrote?
To get the photo to fit?
I worked a case once investigating a real bad dude named Pablo DeLeon. He was a sex offendor who came to this country compliments of Fidel and Jimmy Carter. The Mariel Miscreants were housed primarily in Arkansas and Fort McCoy in western Wi. As a sidebar, the best man in my wedding worked @ Leavenworth as an assoc. warden. He was loaned to help run the Fort McCoy prison. He couldn't wait to get back to Leavenworth!
Anyway, when I was working the Pablo case I tracked down an ex-girlfriend. She was very cooperative. Actually too cooperative. It was irrelevant to my investigation but she insisted she show me the cock rings he left behind. The motherfucker could have been a bracelet!! She told me he had a solid 10 inch hog. Again, not pertinent @ all but she obviously wanted to share and she was helpful on some pertinent stuff so you listen. But..what do you say? "That must have hurt?"
I always change around what he writes. I want to bring out the true depth of what he is saying.
And yes it makes the joke fit the photo.
Maybe some tight fitting Penis pants/leggings paired with Einstein sandals would cause the hub to turn from the blue ray for a second look.
CL--
I'm surprised you don't recognize Troop's MO!
I've decided to market a line of condoms that come in pairs and call 'em "Penis Pants".
They'll be Magnum size, with optional belts for the less fortunate.
Looks like somebody had a slightly different idea for penis pants a long time ago.
Funniest porno is the look the gal who's about to get done gives the monster schlong on some Johnny Wad type when it's, er...presented to her. Or so I've been told.
Do not pick on my classmate and friend Eldridge Cleaver. By the time we went to college together he was no longer so militant, wore normal clothes and was a republican.
But I am beginning to suspect that his popularity with the women at school was not altogether due to his charisma nor height. Just sayin'...
Sixty,
Might've been that he was a serial rapist. Chicks dig bad boys, apparently.
Eldrige is back!
Back in the penitentiary
Eldrige is back!
Back in the penitentiary
If I was Eldridge
I woulda stayed in Gay Par-ee
(Wine, women and song)
Eldridge moved to Algeria to avoid prison. He returned, saying that being in prison in America was preferable to being free in Algeria. He did some time, then was released to work in the library where I was going to school.
He took classes, I met him in one. When I use the word charisma, I mean it - he was an impressive individual. A natural leader. Shame he died so young - he might have had a trenchant thing or two to say about life in America today. He was not at all like so many black "leaders" we have parading across the stage these days.
I gathered he reformed. There's hope for all of us, I guess.
I certainly hope so, if only for the sake of those with whom I interact.
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