Friday, May 4, 2012

Sunny ...how I love ya....how I love ya


New York DailyNews (May 5,2012)

The Jersey mom accused of toasting her 5-year-old daughter in a tanning booth melted down yesterday, ranting that she’s an excellent mother and the victim of “fat and ugly” critics who are “jealous’’ of her beautiful bronzed body.

The New Jersey Nutjob — surprisingly thin-skinned despite countless hours spent roasting under UV lamps — spent much of the day staggering around her hometown of Nutley, slurring to trailing reporters that she’s a great mom and nobody understands her.

“There’s somebody out there, for my whole life, that doesn’t like me because they are jealous, fat and they’re ugly,” Krentcil told a reporter in a video interview outside her hair salon

56 comments:

chickelit said...

I saw this on the EBL channel.

Terrible

Anonymous said...

She won't be a bronze goddess, when she has big ugly patches of malignant melanomas on her body. To expose her daughter to UV rays at such a young age is incredibly irresponsible and neglectful of the fact that the younger a person sustains burns the higher the incidence of melanoma as an adult.

I was at a Barbeque last summer, when a drunk neighbor wandered over with her wine in hand bragging to a family friend who is a Dermatologist, how she doesn't buy into all the "hype" over skin cancer.

You should've heard what the Dermatologist said to her, it wasn't nice.

chickelit said...

Michael Jackson experimented with skin bleaching but wouldn't it be possible for that lady to get melanin injections? Or maybe get a "suntan tattoo"?

ndspinelli said...

Had a college roomate from Nutley, NJ. Hardly anyone knew his name, he was "Nutley". His old man ran a Mafia vending machine biz[dad was a civilian]. "Nutley" spent his summers working the NY subway vending machines. He loved to blow weed and could there be a better job..all the munchies you want!

This mother looks like a monster.

MamaM said...

Everyone has their reasons. Hers can't get any clearer. Early on a belief formed that someone didn't like her the way she was and she needed to do something different to change the outcome or call attention to herself. She now devotes herself to tweaking and manipulating her appearance in the hopes of fooling or convincing others and herself of her worth.

Anonymous said...

That makes me wonder about those that would engage in cruel behavior, enough that someone like this woman and those like her engage in activities that cause harm to themselves and even their children.

What makes a bully? I think bullies must've been kids with cruelty in their own lives, resulting in low self esteem and they then the project it onto their victims. An ugly circle.

Ron said...

You can trick her out for the premiere of Season 2!

chickelit said...

@Allie: the first thing we should do is round-up all the ant bullies and their hiding places.

Anonymous said...

Yep, little boys who torture ants might just grow up to be little chickens.

MamaM said...

Would changing an avatar every few days to reflect the current cause or angled pose of the moment fall into the same category as repeated attempts to change skin color?

If humor were involved, my answer would be no. If manipulation was the motive, I'd say yes.

chickelit said...

Do you really want to hurt me, Allie?

link

chickelit said...

Sorry, wrong link. :(

link

Anonymous said...

Oh darn can't load your YouTube on my iPad, I'm not at home, so I can't go see it on my desktop. No I don't want to hurt you Chickie, you are my favorite little chicken, like that cute little chicken who is the buddy of the big rooster Foghorn Leghorn.

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Titus said...

I saw her on tele.

What a freak.

How the hell did she get her skin that color.

She could be ok looking too. Her tits must really look weird that dark. What happens to her nipples? Nipples tend to be tender and that could hurt tender nipples. Nipples are also sensitive and if suckled or flicked they can become aroused and erect with little goosebumps around them. You may even begin to shake a little.

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Anonymous said...

Whatever, not worth the battle.

chickelit said...

Is "big rooster" a Blakean allusion or a fogblather one?

Anonymous said...

I was thinking of Trooper, keep forgetting Blake is big rooster. Maybe he needs to post a continually changing avatar of colorful roosters to remind us.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Separated at Birth: Crazy Tanning Mom and ...?

ricpic said...

She was beautiful...once.
Now, a hag, she lives in dreams:
Do not think her batty, or a dunce
For trying to recapture dreams
Of youth we all had...once.

ndspinelli said...

Her tits look like the over tanned neighbor in There's Something About Mary.

Favre was in that flick. I wonder if he texted his johnson to Cameron Diaz?

blake said...

Tanning is like autism, steroids, vaccinations—you just can't get good info on it.

From what I can tell, your dermatologist family friend was an asshole: They scared us out of the sun, reducing skin cancer, yay.

But in exchange, we're all vitamin D deficient, and the cancers you get from vitamin D deficiency are far, far worse.

That said, I didn't think Caucasian skin got that color. Pretty sure it shouldn't.

The Dude said...

I don't wear sunscreen, but I don't stand around in the sun, either. Want some vitamin D, am trying to cut down on the melanoma.

As a woodworker, I am guessing that woman used a mahogany stain.

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Anonymous said...

Blake, the Inuits weren't deficient in Vitamin D, despite not being exposed to the sun, they got enough of it in their diets.

Our Dermatologist friend has seen enough sun related malignant melanomas to have warrentd what he said to that dumb dumb.

blake said...

Allie,

They won't let us harpoon whales any more, except in the metaphorical sense.

Seriously, though, I don't know about the Inuits specifically, but it does seem to be racial: As a person of pallor, I don't need much sun, where darker skinned people need more to get the same benefits.

No doubt melanoma is bad, but it's also visible and relatively easy to spot compared to, say, colon cancer.

And that's just the cancer aspect. Fercrissakes, we've got kids getting rickets.

Anonymous said...

One more thought malignant melanoma should not be confused with Squamas or Basal Cell Cardinomas. Malignant Melanoma is a killer, very low cure rate, worse than many cancers.

Anonymous said...

Carcinomas.

Anonymous said...

Why not just take a Vitamin D capsule and stay out of the sun or wear lots of sunscreen? Simple and safe.

Titus said...

I don't think there was texting back then Nick.

I was very disappointed in Favre's texted hog though.

Nothing noteworthy about it.

tits.

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Anonymous said...

Blake, I agree that we are all deficient in Vitamin D and would benefit from taking a supplement. I've been taking 1000 IU daily for the last three years and haven't had a cold or virus of any kind even once. I understand the many benefits of adequate Levels of D.

I just think that since we don't eat whale blubber, we should just pop and D and wear sunscreen.

Anonymous said...

Pop a D.

blake said...

Allie,

Merely ingesting vitamin D doesn't do the trick, apparently. You need to have sunlight, too.

Here is a funny lecture on the topic by Holick.

blake said...

Funny thing about sunscreen?

There's no evidence it actually works to keep out the bad rays.

And by "funny" I mean, tragically ironic.

blake said...

1,000 IU may not be enough, especially if you started deficient and don't get any sun.

I'm probably not the guy to listen to, though; my skin's a mess.

Anonymous said...

Blake, I've been hearing about folks who are actually overdosing on D, remember its a fat soluble vitamin. Vitamin E is also no longer as safe as originally thought in huge doses.

I'm going to go listen to that lecture now.

blake said...

Allie,

The guy talks about one guy ODing. Took him six months at 50K a day. Heh.

chickelit said...

I think I get all the Vitamin D I need by getting out in the sun.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Titus: It was not Farve's arm (in itself) that was great, it was how he used it.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Well, not counting the some of the Viking time and the Jet year.

AllenS said...

Re: vitamin D --

I was floored a couple of years ago when after having blood tests done, I found out that I had a vitamin D deficiency. I'm out in the sun constantly, and as you can see by my picture, I'm am dark skinned. Therein lies the problem. Dark skinned and 60+ years old is the double whammy. I take a vitamine D pill every day, and now am not deficient in vitamin D.

ndspinelli said...

AllenS, Much of this generations vitamin D problem comes from the fact we no longer eat organ meat, which is loaded w/ vitamin D. Our parents and prior always ate organs and never had vitamin D problems.

blake said...

I'm trying to work up to eating that stuff but...bleah.

Anonymous said...

Nick, exactly right. I hate liver, no matter what critter it comes from, same with any other organ, ew. I do however love me some braunschweiger.

I read somewhere on some Paleo site that one should never eat Polar bear liver, it's so high in Viamin D it would be an overdose.

Anonymous said...

Well some organs make pretty music....

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blake said...

Allie,

Not vitamin D, but vitamin A.

Which leads me to this question: Why, after struggling with a polar bear, and managing to kill it, would you split it open and say, "Yeah! The liver! That's what I'll eat!"

Wikipedia link to polar bear liver death.

Anonymous said...

I saw that yesterday on a paleo site, wish I could remember where, but I agree with you, it's probably A, not D.

blake said...

Really hard to OD on D. Vitamin A, though, is fairly common. Don't people turn orange? Heh.

chickelit said...

AllenS, Much of this generations vitamin D problem comes from the fact we no longer eat organ meat, which is loaded w/ vitamin D.

I'm pretty sure Titus eats organ meat.

Anonymous said...

But does Titus eat vitamin A?

chickelit said...

If think he said once he doesn't go there.

Titus said...

I don't do anal.

thank you.

tits.

Titus said...

Who's going to win the Derby?

Those horses have huge hogs.