I created a process called the burb/fart combo.
How is works is I burb and then immediately after the burb I rip a fart.
I complete the process by saying, "combo".
The burb/fart combo-try it, it's fun. Lifting the leg or squatting while ripping the fart can add additional fun.
Also, lifting arms while burbing can create enjoyment.
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Until he can make his burbs sing and his farts talk, MamaM is not impressed.
Crowing while laying loaves was his first claim to fame. In order to top that pile he needs to add a meow or neigh from either end.
Is that the full Gamble?
Was Titus aware that John Travolta has an 8 inch hog. That was revealed in a civil complaint filed in Federal Court by a masseur alleging Travolta was stroking that 8 incher trying to get some love. Travolta is claiming he wasn't in LA when this allegedly happened. Maybe Nic Cage was wearing Travolta's face. I know our resident movie buff, blake, will get the reference.
Oscar Gamble had not only a huge afro but equally huge rabbit ears. For non sports fans, if a player has "rabbit ears" that means he not only hears, but responds to fan taunts. Once fans know you got rabbit ears, you're royally fucked. In my younger days I could be a drunk, loud, asshole @ ballgames. I dogged Oscar, Ralph Garr and a few other rabbit ear outfielders, mostly from the Royals Stadium Bleachers. I have a booming voice and when I saw a guy turn his head, he was mine..I owned him. mickey Rivers had rabbit ears and the Brewers Nyger Morgan does also. It's probably because of the black culture trash talking dynamic.
Oscar Gamble got the last hit @ Connie Mack Stadium when he played for the Phillies. That was pre-fro days.
Trooper, Thanks for the fro photo. I'll show it to my bride. She got a horrible sunburn sitting in the bleachers just prior to our wedding. It was in the upper 90's and I was liquored up. I had Oscar's head turning like a fucking top and didn't want to leave. Like I said, I had a lot of asshole in me in my youth.
We just got back from a great pitching duel in Miller Park..Cueto/Greinke. The Reds won 2-1.
Gays always knew Travolta was gay.
Now all the masseurs are coming out of the woodwork.
Gross.
He is really unattractive.
It has rained here all fucking week, depressing.
I was bummed about North Carolina last night but was happy about what the president said today. I actually cried for like 30 minutes.
Someone side swiped my car while I was driving and drove away a month ago. I have a fab black beemer and the fucker dented it good. I stopped and they never stopped. Hit and Run. Probably illegal-they are everywhere here. It took three fucking weeks at the auto body place. Those places are packed in the city-they must make a mint. The damages were over 5000. I had to pay the $500 deductible. It took three fucking weeks to fix. I took the subway to work for three weeks. It was horrible. I used to always take the subway and thought it was exotic because I come from scony we don't have subways. Also, lots of hot brown meat. For the past 10 years I never took the subway-unless going to a Red Sox game. I would get on at Harvard Square and the thing was fucking packed. Disgusting.
Even though I am a big city girl I have to have a car. I have to escape.
Hi MamaM-tittys.
tits.
Gays think EVERYONE is gay.
My theory about the whole gay "scandal" thing is: Guys are guys.
Dudes, I was just massaging Portia de Rossi and she totally tried to make it with me. She's a het in the closet!
Yeah, nobody'd believe me if I said that. But guys walk around with this notion that lesbians would go straight if only THEY had their way. Tell me gay guys don't think the exact same way and I won't believe you.
Blake, I was actually going to say in my post that I don't think everyone is gay, but Travolta-gay.
Rick Santorum-not gay.
Lezs can be confusing. I know many that have gone back and forth with a girl and finally with a guy, marriage and kids and burbs.
I wouldn't be surprised if Portia does a Anne Heche someday.
Portia is fucking hot though for a supposed dyke. Total lipstick lesbian.
Fags tend not to do that. Although, if I was getting a massage by a woman and she wanted to do a massage with release I might let her.
Is a burb a burp or a burb? I'm so confused.
The Titusian neologism "burb" has an interesting etymology. More than a simple corruption of "burp" -- I think Titus' intent was to disparage 'burbs, perhaps due to his obvious rural roots juxtaposed with his urban lifestyle--he hates suburbs!
But Titus missed a chance by not inventing a a portmanteau word here, combining fart and burp: furp?
You need the read the sixth meaning of burb in the urban dictionary to get the joke behind the Oscar Gamble picture.
It is paticularly obscure.
That's why I liked it.
...a portmanteau word here, combining fart and burp: furp?
If he decided go with animal imitations and do a sheep, then BAArt might work. Or BAA-Art should an audience gather and hold his performance in high esteem.
I had to look it up.
Not so much as a landing strip for me anymore, thanks to that pic.
Thanks a lot, Troop.
I just farted right now but it wasn't the burb fart combo.
Just a lonely fart. I did lift my ass though in order to allow it the freedom in deserved. It lasted about 4 seconds.
The combo takes time and much preparation.
tits.
Really? Mine just take a beer and a burrito.
ow!
Burb(6) = Smurf.
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