Uncle Herman tried to spice things up when Aunt Lily started to lose interest in their sex life.
He joined a motorcycle gang and got all tough and macho and came home and smacked Aunt Lily around. She liked it but it wasn't enough to turn her on. You see a succubus she lived for pain and degradation so nothing outre turned her on. Even when Uncle Herman took her on a run with the Hells Angels and put her out there as his old lady for all of the bikers to gang bang. She went for it like a champ and sucked the life blood out of several of them until they went screaming into the night.
So Uncle Herman took off his leathers and put them in the attic.
Grandpa took them to New York when he joined that new musical group the Village people.
There was a lot of sucking going on there too.
But that was a different story.
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