I will be your huckleberry.

Wait. Right guy. Wrong movie.

Hey that can be a series.!

Camel Toe Corner with a side of whose that girl?

Time for a return to Celebrity Cameltoe corner with a side helping of whose that girl?

Hey I see all the Packer fans changed their avatars!

That's really cool.

Hey did I tell you lately that the Green Bay Packers won the Super Bowl?

Well I won't have to because Original Mike will be along in a minute to remind us. Just sayn'

Wadddaya think of your Moses now see......

Beware of false profits. Just sayn'

Whose that girl....heh edition?

She hangs around with a nerd and don't need no doctor. Heh.

Whose that girl?

Did I tell you lately that the Green Bay Packers are the World Champions?

Congratulations to Original Mike and Garage Mahal and Meade and AllenS and all those Green Bay Packers fans as their team held on to win the Super Bowl. They are World Champions.

Congratulations guys.

Don't party too much now.

Did you ever get the feeling

That you don't want to know what Michael Vick is up to today?

Did you ever get the feeling.....

That Brett really was the perfect Packer?

Did you ever get the feeling.....

That Original Mike and Garage are gonna be even more of a pain in the ass if the Packers win?

Just sayn'

Did you ever get the feeling

That there was some guy behind the fact that Beth decided to swim in the lady pond?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Did you ever get the feeling....

That you don't want to be around Original Mike and Garage after the Packers blow the Super Bowl?

Did you ever get the feeling....

That there has to be a story behind the reason that Cedarford hates the Jooose!!!!

Super Bowl Sunday Poll-in honor of Meade and hdhouse....whose is the greatest Red of all Time

In honor of Super Bowl Sunday and to honor two of our favorite commenters we ask the guestion: Who is the greatest Red of All Time

Vada Pinson

Frank Robinson

Johnny Bench

Pete Rose

Stalin

The perfect poll for the Super Bowl. Hee.

LET"S GO METS!!!! HEE HEE!!!!!

The perfect time to talk about baseball is on Super Bowl Sunday. And what could be better than laughing at the dog ass Mets. They announce that they want to sell about 25% of their team because of the Bernie Madoff mess. They are being sued and have to free up some cash for the lawsuits that are attempting to recover some of the money that the Wilpons stole. I mean there is no doubt in my mind that they are in cahoots with Madoff and pulled out a lot of their money before the shit hit the fan. They have been involved in other Ponzi schemes where they had to settle out of court but this is the biggest scam since a bunch of guys with wooden shoes were selling tulips to the Indians or something.

Which is typical of the Mets and their fans. All they can do is bitch and whine about the Yankees when they should be able to spend just as much as the Yankees. In fact they should spend more because there was at one time more National League fans in New York. But the Mets are too cheap to spend the money and instead invested it in a crooked scheme to defraud widows and orphans.

The Wilpons will have to sell the team because no one in their right mind will want to be a silent partner of these douchenozzles. I hope someone like Mark Cuban or the guy who sold Vitawater or some other rich dude buys the franchise and starts spending money hand over fist. That will only be good for the Yankees as it will force them to up their game. Right now the Mets are a joke and that is not helping us as we are standing pat this offseason except for one
reliever. We need to upgrade in a few positions and some competition would be great.

But I want to thank the Wilpons and the Mets for the warm feelings that they give me as I see them careening into disaster. Thanks guys.

Hey whose that girl- Jersey editon?

Blake say's I don't use any photo's from the eighties. Well here is one....not actually from the eighties but someone who dresses like she is in the eighties.....and I gave you a big clue.

So whose that girl?

What if Star Date was more like J-date?

"So it's nice to meet you. But why is our date at the shooting range?"
"Well I want to see if we are politically compatable. So do you like my gun. It's really big."
"Well you know what the say about guys with big guns?"
"No what do they say?"
"They have little dicks."
"Well you shouldn't say that when I am holding my gun."
"Hey I hope I don't have to say it when you are holding you dick."
"Really. Come with me. I want to show you my swimming pool."

You know her...you hate her...whose that girl?

You know her....you hate her......you still foam at the ....errr mouth about her....whose that girl?

Did you ever get the feeling.....

That you were born in the wrong era?

Did you ever get the feeling....

That the nerdy commenters at boringheads couldn't even figure out how to use a bong?

Did you ever get the feeling

That Garage Mahals wet dreams are all about the Packers?

Just one thing pardner!

"Listen Maverick. Now I don't mind you coming on in here and setting up a card game and taking some money from some of the boys. They need to learn."
"Thanks Sheriff."
"And I don't mind you messing with all of the saloon gals. They are old enough to know what they want to do."
"That's right neighborly of you Sheriff."
"But maverick. There's just one thing pardner."
"What's that Sheriff."
"I want you to stop staring at my tits."

Just one thing Sister Bertrille.

"It's so great to be here going to school in Puerto Rico."
"I am so glad you like my dear. I felt the same ever since I came here from Chicago."
"There's just one thing Sister Bertrille?'
"What's that dear?"
"Please stop staring at my tits."

Whose that girl?

You know she comes from the place of big shoulders. You know her, you love her, you saw Captain Kirk bang her.

Whose that girl?

Did you ever get the feeling

That Mr Sulu knows the Crack Emcee too!

Did you ever get the feeling.....

That a certain famous blogger didn't have much fun with her first boyfriend so she takes it out on men in general .....just in unexpected ways?

Did you ever get the feeling.....

That when there is a party at Palladians place.....there will be cake?

Did you ever get the feeling.....

That Amanda Marcotte would like to get a job as an itty bitty titty inspector?

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

DId you ever get the feeling.....

That for all his big talk.....when the Crack Emcee shows up at his crib with his bitches ready to party....you kinda know which chick Shouting Thomas is gonna hit on?

The Old Man needs to pee.

"I sit and think of the Great DiMaggio. And a fish. Named Wanda. I think."

"Where's my shotgun."

Whose that girl?

You have to love the Real Housewives don't you. Espcially that one where the girls from Jersey went to the mall and got those hooker boots.

So whose that girl?

What if Star Dates were more like J-Dates

"Hi I am Jim Kirk. You mom is my dentist and Mrs. Shiavo gave me your number."

"Nice to meet you. My name is Terri."

"So what's the deal."

"Well I am afraid I have a little problem. I am kind of a paraplegic and I can't feel anything below the waist."

"Well that goes for most of the girls I met on this site."

"What?"

"Nevermind. Hey do you have a handicapped plac for your hovercraft."

"As a matter of fact I do."

"Cool. Let's take your car. We can park right in front of the Red Lobster Nebula. And you know we are gonna split the check."

"Well I don't know about that. I thought the man was supposed to pay."

"That's I ok , I can dine and dash and what are you gonna do....errr nevermind sure I will pick up the tab."

What if Star Dates were more like J-Dates?

"So it's nice to meet you. Is this your first time using a dating service?"
"Yes it is. My mom told me to try it. Look I can fit this whole cocklespur in my mouth in one shot."
"Will you marry me?"

What if Star Dates were like J Dates

"So is this your first year as a counsler at Camp Granada?"
"Yes. I got the job because of my Uncle Morty."
"Oh I know Morty. We used to meet all the time in the baths of Alpha Centuri. They have a special Barry Manilow wing and everything."
"So you know my uncle Morty. You know he is a confirmed bachelor."
"Yeah he is that. Hey can I ask you a question Schlomo?"
"Sure."
"Do you like gladiator movies?"
"What?"
"Never mind. Let catch up with Lt. Sulu in the sauna. We can have a nice sptiz."

What if Star Dates were more like J-Dates

"Hi can I talk to Rachel?"
"This is she. Can I ask who is calling?"
"Jim Kirk. You don't know me but your mother gave my mother your number and suggested I call."
"Really. I wish she wouldn't do that."
"Oh don't worry. I am not a freak. Just a regular guy. I wonder if you would like to get together for coffee or something sometime."
"I don't know. Maybe. What do you do?"
"I am a Starship Captain."
"Really? That's great. Maybe we can get together. I know lets get together for a movie or something. How does that sound?'
"Great. I know. They have this revival of an old movie. I think it's called the "Black Swan." It was all the range in the early 21st century. Why don't we check that out."
"Sounds great."
"Oh by the way we are going Dutch treat right?"
Click.

What if Star Dates were like J-Dates?

"So do you come to this asteriod often?"
"Not really."
"Oh."
"So what school did you got to?"
"Star Fleet Academy. How about you?"
"Oh Aldephia. And then Turo for Law School."
"Oh you're a lawyer?"
"Yes I am."
"Well then I can't go out with you."
"That's ok. I have a date with this new guy named Shouting Thomas. He only dates non earth girls."
"Cool. Listen we have to split the check ok?"

Whose that English girl?

I gave you that clue because you can't see her teeth. Just sayn'

Whose that girl?

Did you ever get the feeling.....

That some people have too much time off?

DId you ever get the feeling......

That these politicans are taking us for a ride.....and the Kennedys are driving?

Did you ever get the feeling......

That you had a grip on something and then it all went wrong?

I have seen that act before.

Hey we are not going to watch it no matter how much you pimp it.

Just Sayn'

Special thanks to those who don't agree with me.

By the way, special thanks to those of you who don't always agree with me and my nonsense. Like hdhouse.

I really appreciate hearing from you and getting your point of view. Thanks for honoring me with you comments.

You know what the definition of strange bedfellows is?

When you have to root for the Packers in the Super Bowl?

Here's an easy one!

Not the girl, but the guess of "Whose that girl."

If you don't get this you are not paying attention.

Thank you.

This past Sunday the gospel was about being humble. How the meek shall inherit the earth. How we need to be thankful for the things we have and show some humility.

I feel very humble. I have been blessed. I pray to St. Jude every Sunday and he has answered many of my prayers. Things have been going good for us recently and big things are happening. But I have been helped by the support of so many people and I am very grateful.

I am also very grateful for all of you who post here and make your great comments. You make it fun to do and keep me coming back to share my nonsense with you. Thanks for caring and dropping a comment now and then. I really appreciate it.

Even you Packer and Red Sox fans.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Congratulations Packer fans!

Your team won the poll for best sports franchise of all time. Now I know for a fact you got some votes from disgruntled Red Sox, Cowboys, Eagles and Laker fans who wanted their franchise included so they threw their votes to the Packers just to piss me off. I contacted David Boise but he told me I don't have the standing to sue for a recount so I guess I will accept it.

Congratulations and good luck in the Super Bowl.