Reality show overdose warning!!!!

Last night we had a reality show overdose!

First we started with Jersey Shore and it was a doozy. J-Wow is all dumping her boyfriend and flashing her ta-ta's all over the place. And we had the aftermath of Snookie being arrested for being a drunken slut. That just ain't right. That's her natural state. Like driving while black. You shouldn't get arrested for that.

Then we caught the second night of American Idol. More about that later. The new judges seem pretty cool. Well at least J-Lo is. Hey we went from J-Wow to J-Lo. There seems to be a theme.

Lastly there was the season finale of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will duck lipped Taylor went full bull goose looney on poor little mousey Kim Richards. She is trying to get the title of most disliked housewive of this grouping from Camille Grammer which I didn't think was possible but she is giving it a run for the money. They say the reunion show next week is a doozy so I can't wait.

I just love reality shows. I have been making a study of them. I think I have them figured out.
We will see what we will see.

Whose that girl ....and name the right pussy!

Whose that girl under the sleeping mask? She is the essence of sophistication.

Don't be distracted by her exposed pussy. Just sayn'

I wish I was still on Vacation!

I could even put up with hdhouse when he comes by to say hello!

Don't look back!

Some one might be gaining on you baby!

What is it all about alfie?

Sometimes you just have to go for it. Just sayn'

Ohhhhh Rrrrroooobbbbb!!!!

"Rob I just don't understand."
"What's that Laura?"
"Why are you going to go to bed in your suit and tie?"
"It's the sixties Laura and men and women don't wear t-shirts or shorts or comfortable clothes around the house. And I wear my suit to bed because I have to ignore my hot sitcom wife. It's a rule. It's the sixties."
"I hate the sixties."

Look over there!

"What's that Gilligan?'

"I don't know Mary Anne. Let's go see."

"Wait why should we do that. Sit next to me and snuggle on the beach in the hot sun."

"I can't do that."

"Why not Gilligan?"

"Because I am in a sixties sitcom and I can't be hitting on the hot chick half naked who wants to get some. I have to go in the hut with the Skipper and show him that I am still his little buddy."

"Why?"

"It's a sixties sitcom rule. Hot chick's don't get any. Sorry."

"I hate the sixties."

Oh no you didnin!

Did you catch the "Real Housewives of Atlanta." Man it was as bad as bad can be. Kim was on the bus with Kandi doing a promotional tour to pimp their records. And Nene Leakes gets on the bus and she starts to get into it with Kim about Kim's assistant "Sweetie." Now it is pretty annoying how Kim orders around her assitant but no different than the way you see a lot of these rich bitches order around various assistants or nannies or whatever. In fact when you compare it with the way Camille Grammer treats her people....well Kim and Sweetie are practically soul sisters. Anyway Nene comes on and is all "You can't talk to people like that...I ain't like your slave." Her slave. Damn. She had to go there. Everyone else couldn't believe it. It was a big bag of bullshit. But it looks like you can do anything on a reality show to drum up conflict.

I just don't think that is the way to go. It just ain't right.

Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl

Just remember that and never forget.

Hey whose that girl!

Here's one to stump you although that in itself is a clue. Whose that girl?

Blake says he knows her!

Because he figured out that it was Deanna Lund from the "Land of the Giants" which is of course the Meadowlands.

We are in the land of boring heads

"My God where are we!"

"In the land of Boringheads."

"How do you know that?"

"Why that's Bob Wright over there."

"Oh that explains it."

But Gilligan!

"Gilligan when you told me you had wood....well I was thinking of something else."
"Well Mary Ann I found this great mahogney wood."
"Yeah....wood, man, hog....Gilligan you are hopeless."
"Let me carve you something."
"That's ok , I am gonna use this coconut. Yeeesh all the men on this island are worthless."

Whose that girl?

Hey I feel pretty good that no one got the last "Whose that Girl", even blake who almost always gets. I mean I gave a great clue that the woman hangs out in the Meadowlands which as we all know is the actual land that the Giants play on.

Here's a new one. A sitcom mom in her starlet days. Whose that girl?

Did you ever get the feeling.....

That you spend too much time thinking about the rumors about Jan and Marcia?

Did you ever get the feeling....

That you watch too much TV because your dreams always seem to feature Jan Michael Vincent and Victoria Principal?

I got a rocket in my pocket because I know whose that girl?

You can find her at the Meadowlands during the football season. Because that is where she came from!

(Yes that's the clue garage)

Did you ever get the feeling

That blogging can make for strange blog friends?

Or enemies for that matter.

Things I think you should rethink

Meade said...
When I was in school none of our principals were as cute as Victoria. However, my 8th grade math teacher was even cuter than Victoria. She was number one in cuteness.

Sometimes your memory plays tricks on you. Just sayn'

Things I think you should rethink....

ricpic said...
I never really saw SP as all that sexy though I know a lot of guys did. Of course I wouldn't kick her out of bed. I once said that about someone in my father's presence and he shot back "What makes you think you could've gotten her into bed in the first place?" Took me down the necessary peg.

Did you ever get the feeling......

That you think you are the Duke....but everyone else thinks you are Lorne Greene?

Did you ever get the feeling......

That you really don't want to go to Cedarford's family reunion no matter how much free beer they have?

And it is some pretty good German beer.

Did you ever get the feeling........

That sometimes a picture sort of sums up how you spend too much of your time?

Did you ever get the feeling.....

That you should have been a talk radio host because of the effect you would have on your audience?

Did you ever get the feeling

That you kinda know where Bob Crane was coming from..... and it kind of scares you a little?

Did you ever get a feeling

That there is a reason why the Crack Emcee doesn't like to post his photo too often?

Did you ever get the feeling

that you were on a three hour cruise with some hot chicks in bikini's and all you ended up doing was trying to make a radio out of coconuts?

Things that will only amuse me and Meade.

Just sayn'

Whose that girl in the background....

I won't give you a Tipi because she is in front. But whose that girl peeking over her shoulder?

It's like the Algonquin round table

It's like the Algonquin round table.....only filled with hippies!

Not.

I can see clearly now.....

You ever notice how some people think they see everything oh so clearly and everyone else thinks they are blind as a bat?

I guess that is not a problem if you are wearing rose colored glasses.

Damn that's an Ugly Baby!

Sometimes when you have an exceptionally fertile place it spawns a lot of offspring. Even blogs. Some of them are more loved then others. Some of them are just ugly.

And some of them even a mother can't love. Just sayn'

Whose that girl?

One clue. When you in school you often went to see her. At least I did. Whose that girl?

Finally in St Maarten's!

We finally make it to St Maarten. Off to the bar!

Hey I am just gonna take the sun.

Hey I am just gonna put my fish belly white legs out there while I take the sun in my Christmas Hawaiian shirt and my Bermuda shorts!

While there is a blizzard in New York bitches!!!!!

Hey don't eat that!

Hey don't try to eat the gingerbread house Christmas town. Read the sign. It is not edible! Read the sign stupid.

It's the Christmas buffet!

It's the Christmas buffet and Santa is made out of watermelon.

Hey we have a black president. Just sayn'

Hey we are on our way!Hey

Hey here we are on the dock before we sailed in front of the limo that brought us to the dock. Everybody is happy. Well except for Grand Pa who had to pay for the limo.

UOOO UOOO UOOO UOOO I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!

I just can't tell you. It wouldn't be right.

Marilyn's Diary

I used to love to work out on the car in the hot humid Southern California Sunshine. I would put on a pair of tight jeans and my favorite t-shirt and Uncle Herman and I would go to work on the Munstermobile. I would get the soap and put it all over the car and I would get it all over the place and all over me. Then Uncle Herman would spray the car down and spray me with the hose and I would get all wet and slippery. And warm. Uncle Herman would use the hose and every once and I while he would let me hold it. Those were the best days.

I remember that he particularly liked it when I got on my knees and scrubbed the rims. Uncle Herman said that I gave the best rim jobs in all the family.

I miss my Uncle Herman.

Futuristic Camel Toe Corner

Today's futuristic Camel Toe Corner features hot pants from the future.

Just think of what that will be like!

Keep an eye on things while I am sleeping!

I just hope our crossing guards and patrol boys are on the job and keep an eye on things while I am snoozing tonight.

It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it.

But what are going to do with this Dennis?

"What are we gonna do with this Dennis?"

"I don't know but if we set it off in the right spot I bet we can get a lot of people talking. I mean we can get over 179 comments!"

"Cool. But let's watch out for Mr. Wilson. He is pretty mean and might start yelling at us."

"Good idea. We'll be careful. Hee, hee."

Whose that Girl?

Don't be a Wiseguy and tell us whose that girl?

Hey I was busy!

I was away for awhile at the Moda and Accessories show in the Javits center.

It is great wholesale therapy for the wife. It's not retail therapy because we are buying wholesale. She gets to shop like crazy and I get to sell the stuff afterwards.

We got about 60 dresses, 50 handbags, 100 scarves, 50 pieces of jewelry and some odds and ends.

Man it was a lot of work.

Hey is this where the Birthday Party is?

"Hey is this where the Birthday Party is?"

"No. You missed it. It was yesterday. Everyone was there with something to say."

"Oh well Happy Birthday anyway!"

"Right. Look just buy something from Amazon from our link and hit the contribution pay pal account."

"Ok. Sorry if I put you out."

Happy Birthday To You Know Who!!!!

Whose that girl whose birthday is today? Don't rush to any conclusions.

Do you remember

When your sister freaked out and called you to come get her at the Crack Emcee's apartment?

Do you remember

When they had to hush up that thing about the Instapundit guy and the retarded kid?