New York Post Weird But True July 5, 2008
They may be hundreds of years late, but they were just in time for the Fourth of July.
A Benjamin Franklin impersonator married an actress who plays Betsy Ross in front of Philadelphia's Independence Hall.
Newlyweds Ralph Archibold and Linda White - as well as their guests - were in costume.
I hope he got a pre-nup. And I thought Betsy was doing General Washington. Tramp.
I wonder if she is gonna run off and screw to Paris to screw Francis Scott Key while old Ben goes to hang out at Madonna's Manhatten Pad.
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