Thursday, May 6, 2010

Hi my name is Lawrence


Hi my name is Lawrence and this is the first time I ever posted on Eharmony. I really want to meet someone who I can connect with on so many different levels.


I love football, the sounds that Joe Theismans knee makes as it's breaking, crack and sex in cheap hotel rooms in upsate New York.


I hope you do the same. And that you are about fifthteen.


If you are interested, text me at LT6969 and I will get back to you.

5 comments:

The Dude said...

What 70713ang_eloknuth said.

But seriously, that post is too literate to have been written by a football player, especially a Giant.

I'm Full of Soup said...

I came here to see if you were a stand up guy when your beloved New York Football Petunia Giants are concerned. And you are.

ricpic said...

This is known as returning to the mean (in both senses of the word).

ricpic said...

Not returning to the mean...regression to the mean.

Michael Haz said...

I fully agree with 70713ang_eloknuth.

It's a good thing that LT is in the NFL Hall of Fame, otherwise his behavvior would be really, really bad.

Whoever pimped out the girl to LT should also be hanged.