"Oh hello little Theo."
"I see you staring at me through the TV while you are watching Great Performances on PBS."
"I see that the opera excites you. Or perhaps Maria does?"
"No matter. You should put that away. You don't want your mother catching you fingering your flute like that. It will scar you relationships with women for a long time."
"Now be a good boy and wait till you are under the covers. Then you can think of me and the opera and all of the good things in life."
"I have to go now. My friend Aristotle wants to show me his boat. He says that it is not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean."
"I have my doubts."
"But he is rich."
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