Trooper York: Deep thoughts.....by Titus

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Deep thoughts.....by Titus

Titus said...

My bucket list would include swimming in a huge pool surrounded by floating tits.

Floating Zombie tits.

Ecstasy.

Tits.

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Titus said...: It was hot and muggy today with some showers.

As a result I saw many wet tits in tankys bouncing along the streets.

It was hot.

I could make out some of their nips, pretty purple and pink.

I wanted to grab em so bad.

tits.; May 23, 2012 at 1:12 AM
ndspinelli said...: Trooper, You never cease to amaze w/ your photo collection.

Titus, in my travels I put Boston way down on the list for tit watching. My God man, come out to San Diego some time and walk the beach boardwalk. You fucking head will spin. Actually, you should go to South Beach. It's got EVERYTHING for you. I have to believe you've been to South Beach?
Something that might surprise folks not familiar w/ Chicago, but the Chicago beachfront is up there on the tit scale. Another surprise, Seattle in the summer. The other 43 seasons suck so they air those babies out in summmer.

Titus, maybe we should collaborate on a Tit Review newsletter.; May 23, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Titus said...: I have been to South Beach once and hated it.

Too much competition.

tits.; May 23, 2012 at 10:26 AM
MamaM said...: ...collaborate on a Tit Review

Elaborate maybe, Ndspinnelli, but there's not much collaboration possible with stars determined to singlehandedly mount holiday trees full of tits. Same with those who swim in pools of them.

Pressing their rotten fingers into over-ripe honeydews is another matter.; May 23, 2012 at 3:20 PM
blake said...: I feel like the breasts of the zombie in question have their own sentience, their own desire to devour, and the larger zombie is holding them back.

Is that wrong?; May 23, 2012 at 4:03 PM
MamaM said...: Maybe they're about to erupt with streams of living something or other.; May 23, 2012 at 4:15 PM
ndspinelli said...: MamaM, I'm just talking about a travelogue of cities and the tits displayed[in public..not titty bars]. I mentioned a few cities but there are numerous others. Vegas may have the best tits. You can just sit on the strip in warm/hot weather and have a constant show. Sit by the Bellagio Fountains and have the beautiful music and spray from the fountains and it's like heaven. And then there are the pools. Some of the hotels[Wynn, Caesars, Mandalay Bay, etc.] have topless pools. However, you don't even need them, just the regular pools are incredible. Stuff like that.

Of course photos of the tits would be part of the newsletter. Probably some woman on the street interviews where they talk about their tits. That would be Titus' purview since he's so buff, gay, and the women let him touch them. I'm only half kidding here. Any man here, including our token gay, will say it's a winner. The women won't get it and I absolutely understand that. It really shouldn't be me teaming w/ Titus, it should be some younger guy..or better yet, a ballsy woman. It's not a staged Girls Gone Wild thing, it's just random tits in random cities.; May 23, 2012 at 4:17 PM
ndspinelli said...: Mama, Titus likes you..are you that aforementioned ballsy woman?; May 23, 2012 at 4:19 PM
MamaM said...: Titus likes you..are you that aforementioned ballsy woman?

More abreast of a Diminished to Non-Existent Opportunity for Collaboration than ballsy.

Not nourished
By succor
He bites boobs
That pucker; May 23, 2012 at 5:48 PM
Darcy said...: The world revolves around them. Even zombie.

*sigh*; May 24, 2012 at 7:43 PM
MamaM said...: Poem for Two Voices

Punctuated by Titus
And the moth
beating his wings
on the window screen

*sigh* "thhht"

*sigh* "thhht"

*sigh* *sigh* *sigh*

TITS!

tits tits *sigh* "thhht"

"thhht" "thhht" *sigh* tits

tits *sigh* TITS *SIGH*

TITS *sign* "THHHTS"

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz; May 25, 2012 at 1:13 AM
blake said...: Boy, you just can't let it go for a single fucking message, can you?; May 25, 2012 at 12:34 PM
MamaM said...: Is "boy" higher up the name calling ladder than "it"?; May 25, 2012 at 1:09 PM
MamaM said...: People sometimes suck, blake. Worse than cancer, because they're imbued with the power to listen, reason, make choices and amends.; May 25, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Darcy said...: I'm pretty sure we all get it, "MamaM". You dislike me and relentlessly mock and denigrate me here because you want an apology or amends of some sort. You appear to be obsessed with that, in fact.

Well, it's not going to happen in any forseeable future. Grace and forgiveness are a subject I hold dear, but in my opinion, you don't demand them. They happen out of willing hearts. When/if it's in my heart and sincere, you will get it.
That's how I roll.

Now you can call me "smarmy" or whatever you'd like, but I do really hope you'll spare the rest of TY from now on from your weird attacks on me.

I do apologize to the rest of the commenters at TY for having to read this stuff. And to those who are entertained by it...well, enjoy.

I will try my best to completely ignore. Again. Until I get it right, I guess.; May 25, 2012 at 1:30 PM
MamaM said...: The "haters gonna hate" guy brought a laugh, Blake!

I was waiting for him to let fly with another name or F'U, but maybe he's saving it up for the next time he steps in dog poop.

"Fish got to swim,
birds got to fly,
man got to sit
and wonder,
'Why, why, why?'

Fish got to sleep,
birds got to land,
man got to tell
himself he
understand."; May 25, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Chip S. said...: You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh.
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.

Ain't nothin' wrong with sighs.

Hell, most of the women I know are sighs queens.; May 25, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Darcy said...: I love that song. Thank you, Chip. :)

And thank you, Blake. That gif made me laugh, too. :); May 25, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Darcy said...: And heyyyyy ISWYDT Chip, I'm not queen-sized anymore!

NTTAWWT; May 25, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Chip S. said...: I didn't know the term had that meaning, Darcy.; May 25, 2012 at 4:23 PM
Darcy said...: I'm bein' silly. :) I don't know what it means. And when I ask meanings at TY, I usually run away blushing.; May 25, 2012 at 4:25 PM
Chip S. said...: Well, stay away from google and we can just go full Brooklyn and fuhgeddaboudit.; May 25, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Darcy said...: Oh.

Annnnd I'm blushing, anyway.

*sigh*

I mean... *not sigh*...oh, whatevs! lol; May 25, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Chip S. said...: Ever seen "Mickey Blue Eyes"?

Hugh Grant trying to properly pronounce "fuhgeddaboudit" cracks me up.; May 25, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Darcy said...: Yeah. I liked that movie!; May 25, 2012 at 4:37 PM
chickelit said...: Hell, most of the women I know are sighs queens.

I assumed that Darcy was riffing on Chip's intentional blur. I was going to say something big.; May 25, 2012 at 6:10 PM
chickelit said...: @MamaM: My read of the thread is that you took offence somehow at Darcy's *sigh*?

I skipped this thread until now because I thought the photo was gross. Usually Trooper puts up photos of beautiful women. He hasn't done this in a while which has me worried about his mental health.

Have a wonderful weekend everybody!; May 25, 2012 at 6:13 PM
Chip S. said...: Same to you, chickie.

I'll hoist a cuppa something good in your honor, and slurp it onomatapoetically.; May 25, 2012 at 6:23 PM
chickelit said...: You're an onomatapoet and you didn't even know it but your feats show it.; May 25, 2012 at 6:28 PM
The Dude said...: They're Frosty?; May 25, 2012 at 8:38 PM
MamaM said...: My read of the thread is that you took offence somehow at Darcy's *sigh*?

It's hard to find or take offence at a "sigh", when the context isn't clear. Since I didn't know what Darcy meant or intended, I wasn't offended, but I did riff off *it* and the rest of course is history.

Last I knew Darcy's mood was one of to "whatevs, group hugs, live and let live, show the worm some love and maybe it will turn" so I thought I was off the hook for a while. No such luck. Seems there was a hornet's nest of low laying/lying??? offences waiting to be poked.

I like words, sounds and word play. If those reading my mind and deciding it's their right to speak for me about what I dislike and want aren't aware of that fact, they are pretty clueless.

The poem was inspired by Titus's "thhht" from the night before (which made me laugh), a bug at my window, and a book of insect poems I used to read with the boys called "Joyful Noise". The *sigh* served as the prompt.

Conclusion: At TY's it's less dangerous to play with tits than *sighs*; May 26, 2012 at 12:34 AM
chickelit said...: But I do like it when playing with tits leads to sighs.

*sigh*

tits; May 26, 2012 at 1:31 AM
MamaM said...: "thhht"

Nicely played, CL.; May 26, 2012 at 1:47 AM
blake said...: So, someone expresses a vulnerability here, someone you know is sensitive to being attacked, and you thought (completely innocently, no less!) that it would be a good idea to "riff" on that.; May 26, 2012 at 2:53 AM
blake said...: You know what's funny?

Four different people expressed (indepndently!) to me the thought that MamaM was Meade. Within days of MamaM first appearing on TY!

Weird, huh?

I've never paid much attention to Meade so I have no opinion but another weird coincidence came up the other day.

MamaM mentioned being 11 in 1965 which, if memory serves, was the same age Meade was in 1965.

I just got douchechills.; May 26, 2012 at 3:00 AM
The Dude said...: On the internet no one knows you're a dog.

"Offence" indeed.; May 26, 2012 at 6:03 AM
chickelit said...: I just got douchechills.

Is that French for "cold shower"?* It is unseasonably cold out here isn't it blake. I've woken up to "May Gray" everyday. It's supposed to get up to 69 today. My rainwater irrigation project has turned out splendidly and I have orange, lemon, and lime in the ground. I was just reading about the new asian citrus scourge hitting CA. I will fight back--better living through chemistry.
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*No, no, I guess that would be douche froid, pronounce "doosh frwad"; May 26, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Chip S. said...: I just realized that this was a "Whose That Ghoul?" post.

Sometimes I cannot believe how dense I can be.; May 28, 2012 at 4:48 PM

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