So we call the car service guy and get him to drive us to the city and wait outside while we were up there. It was supposed to be a quick in and out. Right. Like that was going to happen.
Four hours later we walk out with about seven or eight pairs. She couldn't make up her mind. The were giving us four free pairs so I just went to girl "She can't make up her mind and when that happens I tell her to get them all. I can't spend any more of my precious time on this. I only have so much time left on earth and I don't want to spend three more hours of it choosing between a flat and a pump." Listen to me I sound worse than Titus.
The girl goes "No problem" and since she was charging me the wholesale price it was no big fucking deal. So we got them all.
These are some of the shoes but not the colors that we got.
Four fucking hours.
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We spent all day fucking getting shoes.
Scarpe diem!
Black high heeled sandal on top, a winner!
The Hindu slows Titus down?
Give me a wedgie...no, I didn't mean...oh you silly.
Why the fuck do you go shopping? Lisa is perfectly capable. My bride shops alone. Or, if we're together, my bride shops and I say, "Honey..I'll be in that bar on the corner." WTF dude..man up!!
Which ones would Einstein wear?
Black high heeled sandal on top, a winner!
Ditto!!
I usually buy my shoes from Zappos or online and skip the store shopping since the stores rarely have a wide width, which I need for my right foot only. I wish I could find someone with a wide left foot and we could share pairs.
When I was working, my work shoe shopping was a snap. Call ahead: Go to Macy's or somewhere that they have Naturalizer or Hush Puppies and buy 6 pairs of heels all the same style. Black, brown, taupe, cream, red, navy. I know what fits and don't have to try them on. 20 minutes max including the checking out at the counter..... DONE!! until next year.
I hate shopping for myself for clothes and for shoes.
ndspinelli said...
Why the fuck do you go shopping?
Because I control the money dude. Didn't your father teach you anything.
Einstein? Bottom pair. Which would be helpful in qworking out the final kinks in his unified field theory of the spheres...as there are spheres on it...imagination, people, imagination...must I spell out everything?!
Let me be clear. Lisa can buy anything she wants for herself. And more. But I have input and make the call on what we buy for the store.
Plus for some crazy reason she values my opinion.
These are all wide width DBQ.
My girls require wide width and big sizes.
And they take up a lot of room in the store for back stock. So you have to be careful what you commit to buying.
Lisa has that black high heeled sandal.
Also in red, beige, blue, turk, and green.
Yes she has a problem.
Wait I have a problem.
HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!
Plus for some crazy reason she values my opinion
LOL. That is nice.
When I ask "how does this look" his first reaction is....Is this a trick question. Then why do I care what he thinks because, I look great all the time. (Good answer and no it wasn't a trick question.)
My answer is because YOU are the one who is seeing/looking at me and I don't have a 3 way mirror to see what I look like from behind. I don't check myself out once I'm dressed and out the door.
I'm building a structure with a roof for my wood pile. I've been working outside for a couple of days in very nice sunny weather wearing only a pair of shorts, and my back is the color of the second shoe.
I'm going to side with Spinelli here. Troope did not make it clear that he was shopping "for the store"--it sound more like a perk for Lisa.
My father never went shoe shopping with my mom and I never go show shopping with my wife. That's girly stuff.
I bought two pairs of Merrell sandals at the DSW last week, one in tan and one black. They go with everything. When my feet are happy, I'm happy.
Spending time with each other outside the store and house, doing something that helps Lisa have fun and get ready for the onslaught that is about to happen, sounds good to me.
Well that make youse guys manly men and me a wet dripping pussy.
Lisa makes me go with her everywhere. Shoe shopping. Cosmetics shopping. Home Goods. The whole fucking ball of wax.
Except grocery shopping. She never went grocery shopping in our entire marriage. I do all the cooking and the shopping. When I am sick I call up the market and the Mexicans pack it up and bring to the house. Lisa is not good at that stuff.
Food is my department.
A lot of Mexicans have small feet. Try paying for the food with the small shoes. You know, barter.
I was thinking to trade him one of the bigger ones for his family to live in.
Do you straight guys like it when women wear pumps while you fuck them?
tits.
Actually Ricpic my husband is an Indian, from UK, but isn't religious.
No Hindi temple.
Titus, those shoes can be a hazard when worn at certain times. Spike heels can maim and cause irreversible harm.
Well TY, we're sympatico on the grocery shopping. I do all the cooking so I do all the shopping. And, I have enough self esteem to say my bride does the home repairs. No shit, my old man taught me how to cook and her old man taught her how to fix shit. She has a tool box and I have knives, pans, etc. Let me have it!!
Titus, I think the pump fucking is only in porn. But, I could be wrong. Socks or sandals here in Wi. during the winter.
We are exactly the same nick. I do no home repairs. My uncle would never let me do anything at home and Lisa's father always let her help when he did stuff.
I always had a bunch of guys I did the taxes for who were more than happy to do anything I needed to get fixed. But now that I am retired I am happy to pay someone to do it.
You see you get what you pay for and if it is on the arm half the time they do a half ass job.
I don't believe in any props or shoes or material in sex matter...at least to me.
But for some reason, pornos love to show all this shit.
I guess I am just too vanilla.
I don't think I mentioned this but when I first met my husband he wore a cock ring, not for me, but for him.
I never understood.
What does the cock ring do, I mean really?
The first night we were together he put a porno on the blue ray. I was humiliated. I looked up and on the entire wall was porno. This was after we were fooling around for over 45 minutes. I was like thanks, got the message.
If they're not for wearing during sex, why are they called pumps?
I think the only footwear that's inappropriate for a woman to wear while fucking is big furry slippers.
I sometimes go with Mrs RC while she shops- under duress. I try to imagine my Dad shopping with my Mom...
Nope, not possible.
Women wear shoes in porn not to appeal to any particular fetish—there are probably as many guys who are into bare feet as who are into shoes, after all, maybe more—but because the sets they film on are filthy and dangerous.
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