Monday, December 3, 2012

Big Game tonight!



Big game tonight. Giants vs Skins.It should be a lot of fun.

At least we are playing against a real quarterback. Not an overrated seventies porn star like Aaron Rodgers or an over the hill chump like Tom Brady.

Hold on bitches. Eli's coming.

17 comments:

chickelit said...

Watched the end of the Denver game yesterday at the pizza parlor.

Wouldn't it be cool to see Bro vs. Bro in a Superbowl?

Titus said...

PAT'S ARE 9-3, CLINCHED DIVISION, AGAIN, NATCH.

TITS.

AND FUCK YOU ABOUT BRADY, MARY.

MamaM said...

That would be (-# with a chizzed cap lock. Get with the game.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Tom Brady is Titus' favorite for a reason...

Titus said...

ACTUALLY MAMA THE A IS THE ONLY KEY THAT IS CHIZZ LOCKED, BUT WHEN I PUT THE CAP LOCKS ON IT WORKS FINE, WEIRD. IT'S LIKE MY CHIZ JUST DIDN'T WANT ME TO TYPE A SMALL A BUT A LARGE A IS OK.

I GOT STRAIGHTS A'S IN HIGH SCHOOL, NATCH-EVEN IN PHYS ED-I AM VERY ATHLETIC AND COORDINATED.

Titus said...

MY CHIZZ IS LIKE SUPERMAN'S KRYPTONITE.

MamaM said...

Sounds more like Shifting 'Tackonight!
Which also led to Trouble with a capitol T for the old Edmund F!

Michael Haz said...

What a beautiful morning. A lovely morning heralding the start of an enen more lovely day.

Say, how'd the Gisnts do last night?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Dude said...

Whoa, without even knowing the results of the game I can tell by that comment that those stinkin' Deadskins won. That sucks.

Having lived many decades in the area near DC I must say I am sick of hearing Hail to the Redskins. Sick of it, I tells ya!

ndspinelli said...

Get ready for some blowhard NYer bullshit alibi.

The Dude said...

The sun came up this morning.

In other news, it looks like RGIII might be a good player, if can avoid shooting his baby momma.

What, too soon?

ricpic said...

I was uncomfortable watching the Tom Brady UGGS commercial posted by EBL. The guy's prettier than Giselle. That's not right. Of course to me they might as well be on Mars, the beautiful young. Here's the thing: it's all over, just like...that. Snap your fingers. Even you, Titus. All over. No time flat. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...

ricpic said...

Okay, here's my solution to the home invasion dilemma. Buckshot. I'll be shaking like a leaf but as long as I point my 12 gauge in the right general direction I'll hit the mofucka, with any luck in several places. A kid told me that when I went into Walmart to buy slugs. He directed me to buckshot. So that's why I'm happy today. Because of the kindness of strangers, to quote ol' Tennessee.

Michael Haz said...

@ricpic - Trap shooting load. Perfect for anti-intruder shooting. Broad pattern, nice amount of power, fairly light shot. Good to about 50 feet.

The pump action 870 model is useful simply because the sound of the gun being pumped is pretty good deterrent in and of itself.

The Dude said...

An opinion.

The key is avoiding penetration of walls - interior walls if others live in the house or neighbor's wall.

I have read that some think that a long gun is a liability when dealing with an intruder - that the barrel might be easily seized by the perp. There are short .410 firearms available - you can fire from 3-8 pellets per round.

This is not an endorsement.

It's just a darned shame that we have to think about such things, but that's the way of the world, I suppose.

dbp said...

The problem with using a shotshell in a pistol is that the handgun has a rifled bore. What will happen is that the pellets will spread rapidly from the centrifugal force.

If I were to use a shotgun for home defense, I would use either #4 or #6shot. It will tend to not penetrate walls well but would still have plenty of stopping power at the longest possible shot--in our house that would be 40' at the most.

Titus said...

Tom Brady is way too pretty Ricpic-especially in that video which made me even feel uncomfortable. It must of only played in Europe natch. He has a reall purdy mouth and purdy hair too.

I usually like something a little more thugged out and exotic but I would definitely do him.

How many of you hear would do Tom Brady? Be honest.

I would do Gisselle.