Ricpic is very modest but he wanted share with us the reason he was chosen most popular Mensch in the Forest Hills Hadassah in 1979.
He was the lifeguard in the Mikva and he didn't even have to use his hands.
You magnificent bastard!
Friday, December 7, 2012
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I think we need to work ricpic into the Adam Sandler Hannukah song. Wordsmiths here..rework the lyrics, please.
i just WATCHED THE MOVIE WE BOUGHT A ZOO.
I CRIED.
MATT DAMON TOUR DE FORCE.
SCARLETT JOHANSON NEEDS AN OSCAR FOR BEST TITS-SHE REALLY DOES HAVE BEAUTIFUL TITS, AM I RIGHT, STRAIGHTIES?
First of all I don't get the joke. I used my tongue to cleanse the - ach, I don't wanna even go there - male parts that needed purifying?
To show what a niggardly branch of Judaism Conservative Judaism is, I personally have never even been in a Mikvah. Of course it's central to the Orthodox who are the only Jews worthy of the name, but I was raised Conservative which isn't conservative at all it's more like some watered down protestant sect compared to fundamentalist Christians.
The problem with Scarlett Johanson or Johannson is that she's like half Norwegian and half Jewish, a surreal combination that probably makes such a person incapable of being genuine, even a genuine actor.
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