i just WATCHED THE MOVIE WE BOUGHT A ZOO.
I CRIED.
MATT DAMON TOUR DE FORCE.
SCARLETT JOHANSON NEEDS AN OSCAR FOR BEST TITS-SHE REALLY DOES HAVE BEAUTIFUL TITS, AM I RIGHT, STRAIGHTIES?
THE BIGGEST ONES IN THE MOVIES
EXCEPT FOR JACK NICHOLSON
HE HAS DELICIOUS TITS
YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TITS
TITS!
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I AM EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW MTV SERIES BUCKWILD ABOUT A BUNCH OF WEST VIRGINIA KIDS.
LADY BUNNY'S SPOOF ON CALIFORNIA GURLS-CALLED WEST VIRGINIA GIRLS IS ABS AMAZING-LOTS OF CHIZZ AND FAKE TEETH AND TITS.
MY HUBBY AND I JUST WATCHED SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE AGAIN. HE DIDN'T LIKE IT.
HE IS A BROWNIE INDIAN YET VERY BRITISH AS THAT IS WHERE HE WAS RAISED, HE EVEN HAS THE BRIT ACCENT AND SLANG. THE DICHOTOMY OF A BROWNIE WHOM YOU EXPECT TO SOUND LIKE ABU FROM THE SIMPSONS HAVING A BRIT ACCENT AND MINDSET IS SO FUCKING HOT.
DO ANY OF YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW COSMO AND INTERNATIONAL WE ARE?
I DOUBT IT YOU UNWORLDLY AMERICANS.
AND FOR THAT I AM SAD, NOT REALLY.
I GO TO WISCONSIN IN A WEEK FOR CHRIST CHRIST AND NEED A BREAK. I HAVE BEEN WORKING SO FUCKING HARD.
TITS.
YES YOU ARE RIGHT STOP SCARLETT JOHANSSON HAS GORGEOUS TITS STOP I SEE YOU'RE BACK TO SPLOOGING ON YOUR FUCKING KEYBOARD STOP PLEASE STOP STOP
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