Saturday, December 8, 2012

The Tao of Poo




Filling all the way to the brim
Is not as good as halting in time.
Pounding an edge to sharpness
Will not make it last.
Pounding it hard
Will get you there.


17 comments:

MamaM said...

If people were superior to animals, they'd take good care of them," said Pooh.”

chickelit said...

Is this supposed to advice for Packer fans?

ricpic said...

Mrs. Goldberg, enough with the sex already, you're rocking the whole apartment house!

Titus said...

TAO OF POOHS ARE COOL AND FUNNY.

HI MAMAM

TITS.

Titus said...

MAMAM, BECAUSE YOU ARE OLD AND NOT WORLDLY I ASK THIS QUESTION.

HAVE YOU EVER MET A FAG AND IF SO HOW DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL?

ricpic said...

I've met fags and it always made me feel queasy.

Which I guess makes me unworldly. Hey look, you enter the world unworldly, then there's a brief stretch where you're stupid enough to think of yourself as hip, sophisticated and worldly, and then you give up the ghost (this is probably not what Catholics mean by giving up the ghost but it's my version) in short you admit to being unworldly again before departure at gate...gate what?...

Blowhards piss people off. I know that. So...no excuses.

chickelit said...

Ode To Titus (in the key of sticky)

♪Well I'm a rubbin" down the choad
Tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven windows open online
Four that wanna charge me
Two that wanna text me
One says he's a friend of mine

Take it queasy
Take it sleasy
Don't let the sound of your own feels
Drive you crazy ♪

chickelit said...

@Titus: Do you beta test your schtick here before trying it at TOP?: link

MamaM said...

Ode To Titus (in the key of sticky)

More like the Key of Stuck.

Titus said...

I am at work and I don't have to use cap locks.

I will get my computer fixed when i go home to Wisconsin-too busy right now.

Ricpic, i wouldn't make you queasy, it would be just two dudes shooting the shit, maybe checking out some chicks, having a burger and just being fucking men.

tits.

MamaM said...

MAMAM, BECAUSE YOU ARE OLD AND NOT WORLDLY I ASK THIS QUESTION.

HAVE YOU EVER MET A FAG AND IF SO HOW DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL?


Like I am going to seriously answer someone who keeps recycling the same chizzy joke over and over, only to trot it out a TOP for another lame try???

The Christmas Tit Tree was much better, but that's a hard one to top!

Titus said...

HI MAMAM.

AND HI EVERYONE ELSE.

I AM READY TO GO OVER THE FISCAL CLIFF.

TITS.

Titus said...

CHICKIE I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE THERE KNOW ABOUT MY CAP ISSUE TOO, NO TESTING.

I WENT TO A SMALL OUT OF THE WAY CAFE ON MASS AVE TODAY AND SAW MANY VARIETY OF TITS-I ALMOST GOT OUT MY SKETCH PAD AND STARTED DRAWING THEM. IT WAS RAINING VERY HARD SO MANY OF THEM WERE MOIST AND STUCK TO THEIR BLOUSEY'S. THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY FELT UNCOMFORTABLE AND I WANTED TO LIGHTLY PULL ON THEIR SHIRT TO ALLOW FOR SOME AIR AND TO LET THEM DRY. I MUST OF SEEN AT LEAST 40 PAIRS.

TITS.

Titus said...

SOME OF THE PAIRS WERE OLDER AND SAGGED AND LOOK SOME SAD AND DAMAGED.

AND SOME WERE YOUNG AND PERKY AND LOOKED READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD-LIKE THERE WERE READY FOR A RACE OR TO MOUNTAIN CLIMB OR TO BE SQUEEZED AND FUCKED.

AND SOME WERE MIDDLE AGE AND LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE STILL TRYING BUT THAT THEY WERE ABOUT READY TO CALL IT A LIFE.

VARYING STAGE OF TITS=DIFFERENT EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS CONVEYED.

TITS.

MamaM said...

Well, there you go, Titus. All the ornaments needed to assemble a living tit tree, complete with variety, emotions, and feelings, with none other than yourself and your lunch plate as THE STAR awaiting the Holiday Mounting Experience.

Titus said...

MAMA I WOULD NOT WANT THE TIT TREE TO BE REAL TITS-THAT WOULD BE DISTURBING.

BUT JUST NICE ROUND CUT OUT TITS. OR PERHAPS GELLATINS.

Michael Haz said...

And now for a brief romantic musical interlude.