Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
They bought me a flying monkey for Christmas.
I was going to name him edutcher but that would be wrong.
I hate monkeys. One of my former business partners had a funny habit of comparing everything to a monkey's ass.Tighter than a monkey's ass.Smellier than a monkey's ass.Softer than a monkey's ass.Hairier than a monkey's ass.Balder than a monkey's ass.It's a great gimmick and works with just about anything. I mean you do that enough times and you come up with shit that's funnier than a monkey's ass.
Mort's dead?!
Looks like the Rally Monkey from Anaheim.
Vive le mort!
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They bought me a flying monkey for Christmas.
I was going to name him edutcher but that would be wrong.
I hate monkeys. One of my former business partners had a funny habit of comparing everything to a monkey's ass.
Tighter than a monkey's ass.
Smellier than a monkey's ass.
Softer than a monkey's ass.
Hairier than a monkey's ass.
Balder than a monkey's ass.
It's a great gimmick and works with just about anything. I mean you do that enough times and you come up with shit that's funnier than a monkey's ass.
Mort's dead?!
Looks like the Rally Monkey from Anaheim.
Vive le mort!
Post a Comment