You said what Bitch?

I know youse guys don't follow the Real Housewives franchise but there is a particularly gruesome one tonight on the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."

There has been an intense rivalry between Adrienne Maloof (owner of the Sacramento Kings and the Palms Casino) and Lisa Vander Pump (who owns a couple of restaurants and an act she stole from  Joan Collins Dynasty days). They have feuded ever since the reunion and it has been getting nasty. Now Lisa is a swart little twat and is using Brandi Granville as her puppet to attack Adrienne. Last week the ladies were all at table and the subject of babies came up. Brandi was talking about her birthing and asked some of the other ladies if they had natural or c-section or whatever. Adrienne said she had a c-section when in fact it seems she had used a surrogate and was never pregnant at all. Brandi took that under advisement and later blabs it at a party and hilarity ensues.

What is extra spicy is that Paul who is Adrienne's husband goes all ape-shit and is threatening and whatever. Subsquently the Maloof's get a divorce and Paul hates Adrienne. It is really relaxing to watch other peoples troubles. You can laugh at them. You can revel in them. I mean it is not sad like when Honey Boo Boo's mother loses another tooth or Snookie gives her baby herpes by kissing it but it is still fun.

Required viewing for all nudnicks.