Oy my little yiddisher pickel

"I am waiting ricpic. Where are you?"
"I will be there soon bubbe. Wait for me."
"But you left me. You said you were a time traveler. Could that be true?"
"Of coures it is true my little latke."
"Would you like to pet my puppy?"
" I think you are confused my little Baba Ghanoush. You have the wrong one to be petted."
"What you want to pet my pussy? I don't think so schmuck. Go look for your goyisher whores."
"Oy I better travel back to 1968."