"What have you done my zeiseh punim?'
"What have I done? I knocked out this Farfoilt Drek you were making eyes at yesterday after shul. I saw you, what you didn't think I saw you."
"But bubbe it was nothing. I don't even know the goil."
"Don't try and pull that with me Buster or I will knock you out."
"Oy this is almost as bad as when I traveled to 1952 and went on a date with Betty Friedan."
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Doesn't a date with Betty Friedan qualify as punishment?
That's a rhetorical question.
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