"Hello ladies.""Oh what are doing here....you are interrupting our toilet....begone before I call my footman to have you trashed."
"Please ladies don't be alarmed. I merely wanted to speak to you. I am what the call...a talent scout...yes that it...are you familiar with reality TV?"
"TV what is that?"
"Oh I mean painting ....would you like to model for a painting. You are so beautiful. My friend Peter-Paul is working on a new series of realistic portraits. He is calling it "More to Love."
"Begone or I will call my lover to smite you.....you knave ....Help...Help...Sir Archy we need you!"
"Oy what a bunch of yenta's! I'm out of here!"
3 comments:
Rubens wasn't lying. You actually see magnificent zaftig women wherever you look in Belgium, or Waloonia, or Flemingland, or whatever the hell they called it in his day.
Flanders?
Vlaanderen is waar man Vlaams pratet.
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