Now I am a little light in the pedantic erudition department, so if you want that you need to check out Theo's blog (no offense dude). I am a groundling as it were. Always will be.
But when I think deep thoughts, I ponder the words of the great philosophers.
The greatest of whom is Theresa Guidice of the "Real Housewives of New Jersey."
She dropped two pearls of wisdom last night in the superb opening episode. As you know she has minimal high regard for Daniele who she so aptly called a "Prostitution Whore" last year. Anyhoo this two faced twat who owns a clothing store and who pretended to be friends with Daniele is at a party with her drunken husband. This dude was totally wasted. But he manages to babble that he hates Danielle because she hooked up with a buddy of his and screwed him over. This afforded Theresa the opportunity to offer this pearl of wisdom:
"She must have had sex with 500 guys. Her hole must be so big .....it must be as big as the Lincoln...... no the Holland.....no what's the longest tunnel?"
Superb.
But when I think deep thoughts, I ponder the words of the great philosophers.
The greatest of whom is Theresa Guidice of the "Real Housewives of New Jersey."
She dropped two pearls of wisdom last night in the superb opening episode. As you know she has minimal high regard for Daniele who she so aptly called a "Prostitution Whore" last year. Anyhoo this two faced twat who owns a clothing store and who pretended to be friends with Daniele is at a party with her drunken husband. This dude was totally wasted. But he manages to babble that he hates Danielle because she hooked up with a buddy of his and screwed him over. This afforded Theresa the opportunity to offer this pearl of wisdom:
"She must have had sex with 500 guys. Her hole must be so big .....it must be as big as the Lincoln...... no the Holland.....no what's the longest tunnel?"
Superb.
Then she further enlightened us. She gave us the perfect description of the troubled Daniele, who as she so delightfully put it:
"She put's the cunt in cuntradiction."
Indeed.
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That's Frenchy from Hogan's Heroes, right?
No but I bet she gives a great Frenchy. Just sayn
"She put's the cunt in cuntradiction."
You know, I ran into someone like that just the other day on the Professor's blot, I mean glog, Jesus! Those are legitimate typos! I mean B L O G.
It's hard to type when you're clenching your fist.
I've just discovered a new blog writing/commenting trick: Leave the typos in. More Freduian tha way.
And what better way to simple the human vomedy than the blotosphere?
A friend of a friend was grading history papers from his high school class. One student wrote, "After the United States dropped the atomic bomb on Japan, it forced the Japanese to copulate."
I like typos.
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