The National Weather Service has reported that there will be seventy mile an hour winds tomorrow. Since the weatherman is never wrong the President has consulted with his scientific advisers. Dr. Fauci has insisted that due to the potential damages based on the computer models every home in the United States must be demolished because if the winds knock them down some people might get hurt. Of course women and minorities will be most affected. All Americans are directed to give up their personal residences and report to government shelters until they are allocated approved governmental housing.
So please be prepared for your house to be demolished because as we know Dr. Fauci is never wrong.
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Johnny sat there in the dust staring at her. The dirt had ruined her dress. He sat there a long time looking at her until the hot tears rose up back of his eyelids faster than he could blink them away, so he put his face down in her lap and cried.
“I ain’t no man!” he said. “I ain’t no man!”
From "Health Card" by Frank Yerby. It's the first thing I thought of when Fauci said we should entertain the idea of immunity cards.
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