"That's right keed. It's this big."
"Com'on Babe you must be kidding."
"Nah keed that's were I get all my power. You just have to keep on grabbing and tugging on it. Then someday you might have as big a bat as the Babe."
"Where did you figure that out Babe,"
"In the reformatory St. Mary's. Brother Ignatius taught me. I guess you didn't learn that in the Salvation Army."
"Ok Babe I will follow your advice."
"Good thing keed. Because you know you will always be known as a jerk off."
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I own a Lou Gehrig signature model bat from the WWII era - it is a very heavy bat, much heavier than modern bats. I used to be able to swing it, now I am too aged to use it like I used to. Draw your own conclusions.
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