I can't look at you!

"I can't bare to look at you."
"Why not Richard, what is the problem."
"Well you are so beatuiful and kind and I am afraid I am here under false pretenses."
"What do you mean. are you married."
"Well yes. But thats not the half of it. You see... I just want to copy your dress."
"What?"
"Yes it's true. The clean lines. The vivid print. The high neckline. I am afraid I just am talking to you so I can copy your clothes."
"Get out before I get my golf club you cad."