Make it so Mr Data

"I am sorry Captain but you seem to have changed."

"No I haven't data, you just don't understand human emotions."

"What does human emotions have to do with what you have done to yourself?"

"My husband is cheating on me. I had to shave my head and go batshit. It's in the rules. Or else I have to make my daughter commit suicide. If you don't believe me look up Christy Brinkley."

"Whose that?"

"An Uptown Girl. One of the Borg. You don't know her. Hot chick. Can't keep a man. Sad really."

"I think I will stick with having sex with a vacum cleaner."

"Well it seems to work. Look up garage mahal."