"Hello, is anyone her....Selina what are you doing? It is time for our session. You should be on the couch.""But Trey there is so much more room on the floor."
"Errrr that might be true. But it is not very professional. What are you wearing."
"Why Trey you dirty bird. What am I wearing. You are supposed to text me that not blurt it out like a school boy. Hasn't Tiger Woods taught you anything?"
"I think that is a perfectly reasonable question."
"Well I am wearing a towel. I wanted to be fresh and clean for you Trey. Except for my feet. They are dirty. Filthy even. Very, very dirty. Do you like my dirty dirty feet Trey"
"Hamana, hamana, hamana, uuuurrrrpppphhhhhh!"
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