My grandmother was raped by a cossack. Well...she called it rape.
What a terrible thing to say. It was my great-grandmother.
Cock and balls Cock and balls See how they run See how they run They all ran after the farmer's wife Who cut off the head with a carving knife Did you ever see such a sight in your life As cock and balls
I'm channeling Titus. It's late summer madness. Or the terrible memory of dreading school. Or something.
Could you not find an Althousian who'd fit a summer movie title inspired by this Sorry I Missed Your Party blog post/entry?
I mean, I don't know, but August 18th looks like a hell of a party to miss - at least to me it does. It's like you just skipped over it and went right to the entry on the 25th. Don't you make me lower my respect for this crowd, man.
Wasn't the greatest of all summer movies originally named "Willy's", but they had to change the name to "Porky's due to threats from the governor's office?
If by Razorback you mean the Arkansan who happened to leave "presidue", "Arkansauce" or "the campaign trail" on one of his interns dresses, I think the guy in the photo was skinnier and had shorter hair.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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OT, but Michael_Haz was paging you earlier on Twitter: link
My grandmother was raped by a cossack. Well...she called it rape.
What a terrible thing to say. It was my great-grandmother.
Cock and balls
Cock and balls
See how they run
See how they run
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Who cut off the head with a carving knife
Did you ever see such a sight in your life
As cock and balls
I'm channeling Titus. It's late summer madness.
Or the terrible memory of dreading school.
Or something.
Aiden: Hold the ballcock.
Carrie: Huh?
(she takes hold of the mechanism IN THE TOILET that Aiden was talking about).
Aiden: It's fixed.
Carrie: Our last words to each other can't be 'ballcock.'
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Is that Titus enough for you?
OT, but Michael_Haz was paging you earlier on Twitter: link
That's a summer movie I really don't want to see!
The Real Chicken - well, you did mention toilet parts, so you almost channeled Tidy Bowl Titus.
O Trooper, what gives?
Could you not find an Althousian who'd fit a summer movie title inspired by this Sorry I Missed Your Party blog post/entry?
I mean, I don't know, but August 18th looks like a hell of a party to miss - at least to me it does. It's like you just skipped over it and went right to the entry on the 25th. Don't you make me lower my respect for this crowd, man.
Ritmo,
Isn't that a photo of the backside of some well-known Razorback in his shit-kickin' college days?
Wasn't the greatest of all summer movies originally named "Willy's", but they had to change the name to "Porky's due to threats from the governor's office?
I think the whereabout's of lucky old son has finally been determined.
Thanks for the pointer, Ritmo.
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I could tell a story about that photo but I'm just afraid that nobody would laugh.
Some things go unloved. link.
If by Razorback you mean the Arkansan who happened to leave "presidue", "Arkansauce" or "the campaign trail" on one of his interns dresses, I think the guy in the photo was skinnier and had shorter hair.
Then I guess we can agree that wasn't Hillary on the bottom.
She is blond tho.
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