Sunday, August 29, 2010

Summer Movies you don't want to see,


"Prom Night Massacre: Dan Reeves Raped and Murdered My Grandmother!"

13 comments:

chickelit said...

OT, but Michael_Haz was paging you earlier on Twitter: link

ricpic said...

My grandmother was raped by a cossack. Well...she called it rape.

What a terrible thing to say. It was my great-grandmother.

Cock and balls
Cock and balls
See how they run
See how they run
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Who cut off the head with a carving knife
Did you ever see such a sight in your life
As cock and balls

I'm channeling Titus. It's late summer madness.
Or the terrible memory of dreading school.
Or something.

chickelit said...

Aiden: Hold the ballcock.

Carrie: Huh?

(she takes hold of the mechanism IN THE TOILET that Aiden was talking about).

Aiden: It's fixed.

Carrie: Our last words to each other can't be 'ballcock.'
____________

Is that Titus enough for you?

Jason (the commenter) said...

OT, but Michael_Haz was paging you earlier on Twitter: link

That's a summer movie I really don't want to see!

The Dude said...

The Real Chicken - well, you did mention toilet parts, so you almost channeled Tidy Bowl Titus.

Ritmo Re-Animated said...

O Trooper, what gives?

Could you not find an Althousian who'd fit a summer movie title inspired by this Sorry I Missed Your Party blog post/entry?

I mean, I don't know, but August 18th looks like a hell of a party to miss - at least to me it does. It's like you just skipped over it and went right to the entry on the 25th. Don't you make me lower my respect for this crowd, man.

john said...

Ritmo,

Isn't that a photo of the backside of some well-known Razorback in his shit-kickin' college days?

john said...

Wasn't the greatest of all summer movies originally named "Willy's", but they had to change the name to "Porky's due to threats from the governor's office?

john said...

I think the whereabout's of lucky old son has finally been determined.

Thanks for the pointer, Ritmo.

chickelit said...

present

chickelit said...

I could tell a story about that photo but I'm just afraid that nobody would laugh.

Some things go unloved. link.

Ritmo Re-Animated said...

If by Razorback you mean the Arkansan who happened to leave "presidue", "Arkansauce" or "the campaign trail" on one of his interns dresses, I think the guy in the photo was skinnier and had shorter hair.

john said...

Then I guess we can agree that wasn't Hillary on the bottom.

She is blond tho.