Monday, November 14, 2011

I will bop you in the kisser.



Some recent comments in another thread about Nd and Shouting Thomas's fight:

ndspinelli said...
Trooper, I know you're a good man and I trust you implicitly. But, like I said, at least right now, I'll have to take your word on Shouting Thomas. I have offered an olive branch to the dude..but it has been ignored. I now do not engage him because I saw just how tedious it is for myself and others. He just keeps coming @ me. Trooper..he thinks I'm J for chrissake. How do you deal w/ that?


ndspinelli said...
Ritmo, I appreciate your post. Getting history and perspective helps me understand. Your problems w/ ST are similar to mine. But, as I've said..I offered an olive branch and he just keeps coming @ me. I'm not engaging him and I'm even trying to avoid some topics that get him manic


Sockpuppets 'R' Us said...
ndspinelli, you accused someone you don't know of being a pedophile, simply because they disagreed with you in a blog discussion.
You made this baseless accusation against him repeatedly in a public forum.
And now you're here crying at Trooper's that you just don't understand why the guy you repeatedly accused of being a pedophile is mad at you.
You're a worthless, dishonest little shitstain excuse for a man.
(And Trooper, you're a fool for vouching for him.)


Sixty Grit said...
Yay! This place is becoming EBL Jr.!


Wow that is some series of posts.


Nd some people can't shrug off a punch as well as you and I can. We grew up talking smack and ranking each other out so we know the proper response to someone saying you are pedophile is to call them a dead dog fucker. Or to bop them in the kisser. I think Shouting gets his motor going and he doesn't have any breaks on the internet's.

I know how that works since I have some of the same tendencies. Look at the fight I had with Allie. I went from zero to sixty and we went back and forth very nastily. But Allie has the courage to reach out to me to try to find an accommodation and I really respect that. She made some really bad assumptions. I mean she even accused me of being Sixty Grit. Everybody knows I can't spell as good as him. And he lives in the country and I would eat my gun if I had to live in the boonies. So we can all make false assumptions. I didn't realize that Allie is ok for a fuckin' commie.

Sockpuppet said I was a fool to vouch for Shouting. Maybe so. But people said the same thing about Ritmo when I vouched for him as a decent guy. When he calmed down and took a step back he was able to find a way to talk to Shouting. They would never agree in a million years. But they can still shout across the divide. Even if it is just to yell "Fuck you loser." But they do it with a smile.

That is why this joint can never be the EBL's place. Because we tell each other to go fuck yourself. With of course all the hot bades of the sixties and seventies that I whacked my bag too! with a smile. We are not interested in the endless flame wars and smacking each other around for someone else's amusement. That's not what we do here.


We are about good food, fine wine and spirits, tasty cigars, full bodied woman and the acts we can cajole them into doing.


And of course all of the hot babes from the sixties and seventies that I wacked my bag to back in the day.


If you can't do that .....well....I will have to bop you in the kisser.

74 comments:

Trooper York said...

Now if we can only get Lily to bop us in the kisser with her fun bags than we really will have something.

Sockpuppets 'R' Us said...

To clarify, Trooper, I was calling you foolish for vouching for ndspinelli, not Shouting Thomas.

Shouting Thomas is not the one lobbing unfounded accusations of pedophilia at people who disagree with him in a blog discussion.

Would it bother you if people repeatedly accused you of being a pedophile, Trooper? I think it would, and I don't think you'd put up with it if it were directed at you. It's a "J"-level slander.

Trooper York said...

I agree that I would not like that Socks. I didn't see the exchange as I did not go over to the EBL place where I guess all this is going on.

I have had some dealings with both Ndspinelli and Shouting Thomas and I think both of them are somewhat sensititive and prickly guys.

Me on the other hand...I am a prick.

I think this is all about the Joe Paterno thing which seems to have brought out the worst in everyone.

I don't think Nd really thinks Shouting is a child molestor. And I
know that Shouting would have went into that locker room and pulled that pervert off that kid just as fast as I would have or nd or any of the rest of us. They just got off on the wrong foot with their argument and it escalated like it often does.

I think both ND and Shouting are quality individuals who agree on a lot more than they think and if they stepped back for a moment they would see that.

Trooper York said...

Sometimes when we have personal experiance with an issue we get extra hot and bothered about it and go over the bounds of normal argument and the shit starts flying.

It could be that either Shouting or ND
had personal experiences in this field and can't understand how anyone can possibly feel differently than they do. Each of our own personal experinaces shapes us and we often refuse to stop for a minute to think about an opposing view. I know I am totally like that. It is hard to bring perspective to something that is personal to you. Just sayn'

Trooper York said...

It's like Sixty Grit and spelling. He used to be a spelling teacher and he learned Half Pint and Nelly Olsen all of their words in Walnut Grove when he was a young teacher. So he gets crazy when I misspell stuff.

Sockpuppets 'R' Us said...

Well, Trooper, for what it's worth, I'm incredibly disappointed that you think that repeatedly (and seriously - not jokingly), groundlessly accusing someone else of being a pedophile is on the same level as calling someone, say, a prick or an asshole, or telling them to fuck off.

Why was it that you banned J from commenting, again?

Trooper York said...

Like I said Socks I did not see the original fight as I don't go over there. If it is as you describe than it would be wrong to call someone a child molester over and over again. Are you sure he meant it that way? That he was serious. I would like to hear what nd has to say about that. I don't think he seriously thinks Shouting is a child molestor. But again I don't know the paticulars so I would have to hear from the parties directly.

J is banned because all he does is call people names and issue vile anti semitic, homophobic and anti Mormon diatribes. Which if he was funny or on the point I might even let it go. But he is over the line.

You obviously feel that nd went over the line. I would like to hear his take and what Shouting thinks as well.

That is only fair.

chickelit said...

Troop, it sounds to me like Sockpuppet wants you to go back to EBL's.

I thought the fight was between ST and 7 Machos.

Why do people give Machos a pass?

Anonymous said...

Hey I'll bop you guys in the kisser with my real bags, the ones I take to the farmers market with the spaghetti squash and organic chickens in them.

All kidding aside, it's so toxic even I can't stay there more than a minute or two. Even poor Garage got lambasted by the EBL today, in the Connecting Occupy to Penn State Scandal, at 9:43. Ritmo and now Garage, my two favorite fellow lefties in two days time.

I actually like Shouting, I think he gets on that horse, it begins to run wild,he feels passionate about riding a beautiful horse, starts enjoying it a bit too much and forgets to jump off, watch out for that tree, Spinelli.

I apologize again for thinking you were Sixty Grit, Trooper. Was in the grips of the Althouse sock puppet paranoia , it hits everyone sooner or later.

Muwhaaa! Big wet Commie kisses .

chickelit said...

Which if he was funny or on the point I might even let it go.

Exactly. J utterly lacked humor. And it's not just me not being able to get his brand of it. I challenge anyone to find a single "J writes an LOL" and to link it.

The dude is a menace to levity.

chickelit said...

Actually, there's no evidence that J is a dude, which might explain a thing or two.

Trooper York said...

Thanks Allie. It does get sort of bad over there. We try to have fun over here without killing each other.

Hdhouse and I used to rip each other pretty good over there but now we comment on each others blogs and talk like human beings.

By the way I really recomend his blog to you. He writes beautifully about music and he has your politics so you would feel comfortable over them. Much more so than with the rude boys over here.

But thanks for comming by and come back often you Commie you.

Trooper York said...

You know chick it is fun to not know what is happening over there.

I think it is like sitting in AA and hearing about a bar fight. Hee.

chickelit said...

You know chick it is fun to not know what is happening over there.

Well, I only know about the ST-Machos dust up because Ritmo did a blogpost about it and linked to it. So I went over there. When I got there there was still enough blood on the floor to figure out who got deleted.

Trooper York said...

Oh and Allie....hdhouse's blog is called Opus One Media and it has some beautiful and haunting musical posts that you will really enjoy.

TTBurnett said...

Speaking of AA, my own rule online is never to write anything I wouldn't say at a cocktail party.

'Course we're all sinners, so I've violated that more than once. Learning the new Missal: Through my fault, through my most grievous fault...

And it depends on what's in the cocktails. Things are different with Black Russians all around than if everybody's sipping champagne cocktails.

What I don't like is where the hostess serves really strong Vodka Gimlets while nursing a discreet glass of J. Lohr Chardonnay herself. There's something not quite right about that.

chickelit said...

When I got there there was still enough blood on the floor to figure out who got deleted.

I mean, sometimes the spatter patterns tell the story.

Sockpuppets 'R' Us said...

Trooper, you don't have to leave your blog to get a taste of the kind of slander that ndspinelli is spreading. You can check his comments in your previous post.

Shouting Thomas went wacko on me the last few days. He has some SERIOUS issues w/ being an apologist for pedophiles.

He's got issues, as we all do to varying degrees. But there's something more than the usual idiosyncracies w/ him.

He was more explicit and repetitious at the other blog. J-level stuff. (If you want me to cut and paste some of it, or give some links, I'll do that for you. Barring that, this is the last I'm going to say on the matter.)

It's your blog, of course, and you can welcome and encourage whatever sort of behavior you want. And of course my opinion of you and this place doesn't mean a thing in the grand scheme of things. But it is still disappointing to see you running interference for someone who's making specious accusations of child molestation against another commenter.

I know you like to play peacemaker and all, but there are some actions that cross a line and just shouldn't be excused. You recognized that with J; I'm surprised you don't see it in this case as well.

Trooper York said...

Well Socks thanks for resepecting my opinion. I give Nd the benefit of the doubt just as I give it to Shouting. I don't need any cut and pastes. That doesn't really interest me. And the back and forth and name calling doesn't interest me.

Unless it is funny.

I don't like to play peacemaker. I just don't like to see people I like fighting for the hell of it. I think both Nd and Shouting don't approve of child molesting. Or political correctness. Or Sarah Jessica Parker. Or Brussel Sprouts. I bet they have more in common than they realize and maybe they can start fresh.

Oh and be funny. Just sayn'

Trooper York said...

Oh and Allie....don't worry about Garage....he likes to be spanked.

Anonymous said...

Trooper, thanks for the link to the HDHouse blog, I am checking it out, you're right it Is a lovely place , I'll enjoy reading it .

Garage takes a lickin' and and keeps on tickin'.

Trooper York said...

Ewwwwww....what you and garage and ritmo do on your own time is none of my business.

MamaM said...

Hmmmmmmm...Specious

That's a fine one.

Having the ring of truth or plausibility but actually fallacious: a specious argument.
2. Deceptively attractive.


So far the character ndspinelli has revealed here appears far different from what "J" was/is presenting.

Should ND turn into a broken record, mindlessly spewing invective and insults, devoid of humility or humor, unwilling to engage in relational exchange, then consideration of his presence might be in order.

Until then, linking NDspinelli's behavior on this blog to "J"'s is specious.

However, given MamaM's respect for clowns and fools, she has to admit that Foolishly Specious is not a bad subtitle for this house of mirrors.

Trooper York said...

Wasn't "Specious" that movie about that hot alien chick who walked around naked all the time?

Whatever happened to that chick and why isn't she walking around naked in the movies anymore?

This is the type of stuff we should be discussing!

Fred4Pres said...

Now if we can only get Lily to bop us in the kisser with her fun bags than we really will have something.

Motorboat!

Fred4Pres said...

J is not funny and a dick. A bad combination.

I occasionaly check what Ann has posted, but I do not bother to check the comments anymore so I missed this socks. You do not call someone a pedophile without good cause. You should not call someone racist as a substitute for asshole.

It is okay to call someone gay (true or not) if it pisses them off. But of course, if you do that, then you are an asshole.

chickelit said...

MamaM brings special insight to the Trooper York blog. I trully mean that.

Less seriously, here is how I imagine MamaM when she exhorts: "I'm Specious!,.. nobody else here, no one like me."

Fred4Pres said...

Thank you Ritmo for this educational post...

chickelit said...

I am cheered that an Atticus Finch just flew into EBL's place on the Herman Cain thread and made Sharon Bialek look like May Ella Euwell.

Fred4Pres said...

Specious The Movie.

Fred4Pres said...

chicken, no link?

chickelit said...

@Fred: Here you go: link

Ron said...

Trooper, I'm proud of you trying to this blog properly focuses on boobs and beer....I'll let all this seriousness slide...for now!

chickelit said...

Buy that man a drink!

Fred4Pres said...

Ann did have this that makes one go hmmmm.

Ron said...

Man, I could use a drink...and not Creme de Violette, Mighty Pollo!

Ron said...

I have to admit I have several "friends" that deserve a bop in the kisser. We could still be friends, but a good sock would clear the air.

Fred4Pres said...

chicken, that is a pretty good argument. It all sounds pretty implausible. Usually a guy making his move might try to kiss a woman and go for a breast. So he (allegedly) immediately grabbed for her coochie and tried to force her to blow him (which as pointed out above is hard to do at the same time), but then immediately stopped when she said no? None of it makes any sense.

chickelit said...

How about a Maggie, Ron?

chickelit said...

I have to admit I have several "friends" that deserve a bop in the kisser.

I hope nobody I "know."

Ron said...

Mighty Pollo, you have "Blog Comment Memory" at 12! Roll for wandering troll....

and, no, no one my online friends would "know"!

MamaM said...

Thanks chickenlittle! Those are some powerful lyrics.

Specious is in the eye of the beholder. Special comes from within.

MamaM was golden when she waitressed. Her legs were long, skirts were short and few left her empty handed.

Banter takes two. Less intense than animosity, requiring the presumption of insight and goodwill, if not tacit respect.

Trooper York said...

Yeah that Speicous chick had tentacles coming out of her twat!

You have to respect that shit let me tell you!

MamaM said...

The Exponential Power of Twat

Regardless of condition, tentacled, dry or soppying wet, it rivals the Power of the Sword.

TTBurnett said...

Looking at the world through music-colored glasses, I like to think of the ideal collection of commenters about like these guys: Having fun together, one of them a little out there, each playing a different part, but making it work together.

On the other hand, too many people on the internet are like this one. You just know from the start he's not going to play well with others.

chickelit said...

The Pen is
mightier than the sword,
when swathed in scabbard.

chickelit said...

[amended]

The Pen is
mightier than the sword,
when sheathed in scabbard.

Fred4Pres said...

Scary movie!

The Dude said...

I don't know why I can spell and sometimes write correctly, it's just an odd quirk of mine. That skill has helped me in my job as a proofreader. And trust me, I let most of your writing go unchecked - seriously, you don't pay me enough to proof your posts. For example, you recently wrote "You where is my Alize at girl"". I still can't figure out what that was supposed to mean, even after running it through my Ebonics to English translator.

I never taught English, only architectural subjects, various software tools and integrated circuit design. So fuck that lying POS Crack - I have been integrated since he was sittin' on his slave mammy's knee.

But I digress - Troop - you have a firearm? Damn boy, don't you know that's against the law in NYC? I'm tellin' Bloomie!

You are right about one thing, though, I am country. Cannot stand to be in the city. Must have peace and quiet and be able to see the stars and stuff like that.

But I'll stop by your place in Brooklyn once my Y*nkee grandson is born, assuming I go to visit the little schizer. I'll bring some cigars. If ever there is an event that calls for a Cohiba or three, it's becoming a grandparent. Until then, carry on.

Trooper York said...

Thank's Sixty.

As I had said to you before I just dash off these things and don't study it for corrections. I just dash it off and run.

Trooper York said...

I hope you can come by when you are in NYC. Give me a call at Lee Lee's Number and we will set it up. I really look forward to it.

The Dude said...

Sure, you say that now...

;^)

Trooper York said...

Dude you are the one who has to worry about being seen with me.

One thing though?

You are going to wear shoes?

blake said...

Natasha Henstridge.

She's 37! Time to settle down and put on some clothes!

blake said...

Or switch to porn.

One or the other.

Ritmo Re-Animated said...

All I have to say is: This. This is my favorite thread. Can I say that? Look at all we have: The wet commie kisses. Chickie's brilliant thread forensics (or at least his brilliant metaphors). Fred's appreciation of my risque attempt at edumacation. A noob(?) who actually uses a sockpuppet as his avatar. And the whole rest of the gang actually trying to make something constructive out of a mess that occurred in the deep, dark corner of the blogosphere that we came from but no longer feel tied to. It's very poetic - like a practical allusion to Genesis or something.

But to break all that fun stuff with some of my more boring and predictable takes: I don't think Nd accused Shouting of what others say he accused him of. But he was drawing the case for complicity. Honestly, I think that's understandable. Given what we as a society (and specifically the folks at Penn State) allowed to occur, I don't begrudge Nd at all for making the case that this was the wrong time to seek explanations for what happened. I don't think he overstepped his bounds for feeling that there was too much complicity to go around. Ergo, to feel a little hot around the collar at Shouting for picking about as bad a time as any to engage understanding or even just plain ole reason, over outrage, well, I guess I saw Nd's point.

There. I can only hope that helped but given my history I probably made a bad situation much worse.

But then again, I did achieve what once seemed all but impossible to me: Peace with Shouting Thomas.

Trust me, Nd. If I could do it, you can. You don't have to prioritize it; everyone knows he gets hot under the collar. White hot. Steaming, sizzling white hot. So just take it in stride and realize that as with all other things, this too shall pass. He'll come around.

And not that I should encourage Michael Vick or her capriciousness any further, but the fact that her recent deletions (purges?) have spared practically no one, no formerly favorite commenter (and she likes Shouting no less than she does Machos), this probably isn't a bad thing. Everyone there could stand to calm the fuck down a bit, so pat yourself on the back, Nd, for escaping with your comments (and your temper) intact. I won't defend any method to her deletion madness, but just take that fact as the tiniest amount of vindication until Shouting comes around.

He'll have to. He enjoys life too much and would hate to leave it without internalizing a few more of those most precious lessons.

chickelit said...

blake said: Natasha Henstridge.

It figures you'd know the figure.

Titus said...

I like Lily's tits.

chickelit said...

Titus said...
I like Lily's tits.

The way her hips and waist join is more impressive IMHO.

Hips

blake said...

I think it's even more impressive how flawless her skin is. Not a trace of acne.

Zits.

chickelit said...

Wait, isn't the Titus-inspired sign-off supposed to be a positive corporeal attribute?

blake said...

Oh.


Shits.

chickelit said...

Wrong thread blake. See Papelbon.

blake said...

OK.

(Splits)

Titus said...

Tits.

It's catching on.

Isn't it fun, but I have already patented it.

Titus said...

I want to do Rob Kardashian.

He is hot on DTWTS...and so vulnerable.

Trooper York said...

That's great Titus. But don't gay marry him because it will only last 72 days and then he will want half your stuff.

You guys got to deal with that now too!

ndspinelli said...

Trooper, There is no need to rehash what has already been written. Anyone can read what was written. I stand by everything I wrote. This is middle school shit.

ST is out of control. He got into a pissing match w/ someone else and got deleted numerous times. He whines to AA like a little girl. And now he has a sock fighting his battles. This is pathetic.

Trooper, I apologize for these losers bringing this horseshit into your realm. And, I am sorry I didn't post earlier. I took my family to see the Packers tonight. And, I refuse to let these whiners ruin a great evening. Oh and finally, your Giants suck. If they make the playoffs the Packers will beat them by 3 td's. Rodgers is one of the best qb's I've ever seen. He's Favre only w/ a fucking brain. Is Gomer Pyle still taking snaps for your Giants?

Trooper York said...

Dude not to worry. People will do as people will do.

The Packers are just building it up so when the Giants beat them it will be all the sweeter.

We went through this with the Pats in the Superbowl. It is not a good thing to go undefeated. Just sayn'

ndspinelli said...

Trooper, One of the many things I like about this vacation home in Brooklyn is the way threads evolve. You are a master @ using humor, ballbusting, etc. to diffuse situations. And trust me..I am not an ass kisser, but I can be an ass kicker when warranted.

chickelit said...

Discussions of EBL here should be handled with humor and aplomb. Lord knows there enough plumb over there.

chickelit said...

We could use a bit more Plumb here if you know what I mean.

Trooper York said...

What Eve Plumb?

chickelit said...

What, is that podiastry?