Aunt Lily had a very strange relationship with my Uncle Herman. When I first went to live with them they couldn't take their hands off of each other. They were doing it all the time. The whole house would shake and the cobwebs and dust would go flying when Uncle Herman would be pounding Aunt Lily and banging the headboard against the wall.
Even when Uncle Herman started playing around with me they were still fine with each other. You see Aunt Lily wasn't jealous of me. After all her father had turned her out and made her a vampire. So this kind of stuff ran in the family. Like in Tennessee or Alabama or something.
But then Uncle Herman started fooling around with the whore Carol Herman. Aunt Lily was pissed. She got her basket of knives and started slicing off pieces of Uncle Herman. Lucky for him that he was one of the undead so all we had to do was sew it back on and he was as good as new. So Aunt Lily gave up.
But she kept her knives for her next relationship.
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...Uncle Herman would be pounding Aunt Lily and banging the headboard against the wall.
I always wondered why his head was flattened.
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