Thursday, November 10, 2011

Wait a minute there pal?



My cousin from Harrisburg emailed me this joke:

When you are an older woman having sex with a young boy you are a cougar.

When you are an older man having sex with a young boy you are a Nittany Lion.

That shit has to sting.

18 comments:

chickelit said...

That's a very flattering outfit on her.

chickelit said...

I have let this whole Penn thing fly over with utter disinterest.

So sue me.

Trooper York said...

Not unless you turned a blind eye to butt fucking a ten year old. Just sayn'

Trooper York said...

I have to follow it as it is on Sports Radio 24/7 and every moron has to give his opinion.

So I figured I be one more.

chickelit said...

Not unless you turned a blind eye to butt fucking a ten year old. Just sayn'

Yikes! Yet I'll bet there is somebody defending it on Althouse. It doesn't matter the level of depravity--somebody over there is always for it.

Trooper York said...

There might be but who cares? That is one of the joys of not going over there.

There are people who call up the sports station to defend Papa Joe but they have got to be kidding me.

blake said...

Some people?

They rioted over the coach being fired!

No honor.

windbag said...

I can't believe it. Every team I pull for sucks out in the end. Cowboys: screw over Landry. Done with them. Celtics: never recovered from the Lenny Bias loss. Syracuse Orangemen: Can't win the big one. Mets: 'nuff said. Now Penn State. Is nothing sacred anymore?

ricpic said...

Very interesting that the DA who was preparing to go after Sandusky disappeared. That's right, he's listed as having died, not been killed, but no ones ever found him! He *poof* disappeared. By the poof?

chickelit said...

By the poof?

I believe you have to say "poofter"

NTTATWWT

Fred4Pres said...

The Vatican issued a statement that they were appalled by the Penn State allegations. And they don’t understand why Jerry Sandusky wasn’t immediately transferred to another school.

Fred4Pres said...

How do you separate the men from the boys at Penn State?

You don't.

Fred4Pres said...

You may hate Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drove slowly through school zones.


These Jerry Sandusky jokes are old...
...unlike those boys in the shower.


Sandusky is set to remake two Schwarzenegger films into one...
It's going to be called Kindergarten Predator.


Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as classes are let out for the day, when a teacher approaches him & asks, "so which child is yours?"
Sandusky replies: "I don't care, surprise me."

At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 8-9 years sound?"
He replied, "secksy."

Fred4Pres said...

How is a Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare.

chickelit said...

I was slow on that last joke, Fred. I get it now though.

I'll bet even Sandusky thinks it's a growner.

Fred4Pres said...

"Mets: 'nuff said."

We still have 69 and 86.

chickelit said...

When you are an older woman having sex with a young boy you are a cougar.

So you're saying that if it had been a "Materno" instead of a "Paterno" all would be kosher?

The Dude said...

Can we just recycle all the old Michael Jackson jokes now?