Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Urban Dictionary: cheese grater



When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she uses too much teeth (or any teeth) so you moan a little because of the pain and so she thinks she is doing a good job and keeps going! But you don't want here to stop, so you let her keep going and keep moaning and the vicious cycle continues!

Hurts so good. You don't want it to stop.

20 comments:

ndspinelli said...

So in this analogy, obviously the Giants are the women giving head. Stop smokin' crack w/ LT before you post, big boy. I mean you got it correct, but I doubt that was your intent.

chickelit said...

"NY" sure comes off looking like a tool in that photo.

Anonymous said...

Wow what a visual. That should appear in some movie.

blake said...

I love grated cheese.

Titus said...

That is the difference between gays and straights.

A gay will say stop bitch you are using too much teeth.

Now open up your mouth and try again.

Gays have had amazing blow jobs and they won't take any second rate cock sucker who uses teeth.

We are very intolerant about that shit.

We expect the best and won't settle.

ndspinelli said...
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ndspinelli said...

Sounds like Titus may have an idea for a new reality show. It would have to be on HBO or Showtime. "The Gays" teaching men how to ask for no teeth and The Gays teaching women how to properly smoke that rope. Possible Titles:

Honey It Hurts

Gummin' It

Blow His Mind

Thar She Blows

Just a few possibilities

Anonymous said...

No offense to gay men, but women don't need them to teach them anything.

ndspinelli said...

We'll ask the plumber about that.

Titus said...

Gay men are constantly telling women how to dress on all the crazy reality shows.

But we are so much more than fashion designers.

We are people, real people.

Do we not bleed if we are cut?

Do we not weep when we are put down?

Do we not love?

We are you.

Was powerful.

Tits.

ndspinelli said...

You are indeed, Titus. Gay people are attorneys, doctors, teachers, plumbers, fork lift opertators, waiters..and even future Hall of Fame Yankee shortstops.

If you put your last comment to music Titus it would be like Ann Murray's feminist anthem.."I am gay, hear me roar.."

Anonymous said...

No offense meant Titus, I love gay men, they have been some of my best confidants.

Titus said...

Gay men are always the charming best friends and I am sick of it.

I used to sing that song I am woman hear me roar around the house when I was like 3. My dad was not amused.

That and the one about bringing home the bacon and frying it up in a pan and never never forget who's the man because I am woman. What commercial was that for? Spam? Faberge? I would run all over the house singing it when some ba da ba boom's added in.

Titus said...

There was some old time stripper song, which they played at all the basketball games by the Pep Band, which I also loved.

What is the name of that song?

It's very famous.

It went something like this:

ba bomb ba bomb
ba ba ba de dump.

I would run around pretending to strip to that song.

blake said...

Enjoli

ndspinelli said...

I used to walk around pretending to strip to, "Take a Walk on The Wild Side" when I was a kid. That's my connection to Ray Handley..."And the colored girls go.."

Titus said...

That's it Blake and that was me running around the house to that song.

Enjoli.

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