So we just got the info about the promotional commercial we are going to shoot. It will be with all the big stars of the network. That is pretty cool considering the fact that we haven't shot one frame of the show yet. So they must have a lot of confidence that our show is gonna be pretty good.
We get a driver and hair and make-up. Cool. I hate to put my makeup on by myself. WTF?
Anyhoo they tell us "No wild patterns or logo tees or sports apparell with a team name on it." I mean shit when you take away my Hawaiian shirts, Yankee t-shirts and Giant's replica jersey's I don't have a fucking thing to wear.
I am going to Men's Warehouse to buy one of those fuckin' white dinner jackets that James Bond wears. That will show them.
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Request some eye brows.
I wish I could but that ship has sailed.
Or at least hit a rock and the captain has abandoned ship.
I recommend a canary yellow cuban guayabera shirt.
Hey I have one of those. Good plan.
This is so fun. Can't wait to see the commercials and the show.
The white dinner jacket would rock. Go for it. You could probably wear a NYY handkerchief in your pocket without them noticing.
Be careful, though. You might get hit on by ARod.
We get a driver and hair and make-up. Cool. I hate to put my makeup on by myself. WTF?
No fluffer?
You can't go wrong with Prada.
I recommend Prada from head to toe including Prada wrap around shades, natch.
tits.
I would love to do A Rod, so fucking hot and you know he has a beautiful piece of uncut meat.
HMMM.
Yummy.
I am horny.
tits.
You shouldn't go to Mens Warehouse. You should occupy it.
Or else boycott it.
Yes,yes Prada! I got a knockoff Prada purse from China, so stylish! Limousines and Prada means you are famous for sure.
I am hoping that you were kidding about supporting that OWS fool from Men's Warehouse. They deserve to be ignored.
This will be fun. Hiding a light under a bushel, flowered or otherwise, is no easy task.
The Plucking, Fluffing and Stuffing into a White Jacket currently taking place on the Front End is not likely to Curtail or Derail the Inevitable Expression of Something Pungent if not Loaf-like from Deep Within.
Whose Signed up for What? is the Big Question.
The white dinner jacket thing is a great idea--regretably, white dinner jackets appear to be a thing of the past--as a devotee of 1930s movies, what is more elegant than a lady in a slinky white or black dress, and the gentlemen in a white dinner jacket sitting at a little table with a small lamp--enjoying a martini and having the cigarette lady come around. (Nick and Nora style) but very elegant--Bond was a Jimmie come lately to that scene.
And while I am at it let me bemoan the loss of gentlemen's smoking jackets while we enjoy cigars and brandy--life has become coarse
Don't forget spats.
The white dinner jacket and white dress in a tropical climate, the aroma of bougainvillea and frangipani in the air. As I sit it in frigid Wisconsin, I can only dream of warm nights and cool drinks,ahhh.......
Hey, you've lost weight!
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