Woody had fallen into a depraved area of his life where there was no coming back. After he lost his job at Universal Studies he was at his wit's end. He tried to make commercials but no body wanted a woodpecker to promote their products. He drifted into porno and hooked up with director Kirdy Stevens and started staring in "amateur" videos. His series of sex tapes with his adopted children were the genesis of the famous "Taboo" series that made so much money for the Mob in New York. Matty the Horse financed it and they sold these videos of Woody in a three way with his son Andy Panda and his step daughter Winnie.
Woody feel deeper and deeper into drugs and was ended up being involved in a robbery and murder spree with Long John Holmes. He had fallen about as far as you could fall.
Until he started doing reality TV.
(Walter Lantz, The E True Hollywood Story of Woody Woodpecker)
5 comments:
Ooh. A twist!
What would give you a splinter in your twat
I suppose that making a pirate movie with Long John Sliver would increase the chances.
The correct answer is of course a wood pecker.
I only gave you the G-rated answer.
There's a dark but compelling movie about the Holmes coked out murders called Wonderland. Like Boogie Nights, it captures how coke was out of control in the 70's/80's. Val Kilmer plays Holmes and a good performance by Lisa Kudrow playing Holmes estranged and quite normal wife.
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