I know we are supposed to be friends and all but Pearl Harbor Day always gets me in a bad mood. I lost some family there and I am one to hold a grudge.
So we can make a list of things we don't like about Japan:
1. All that bowing is like a Barack Obama foriegn trip.
2. Stupid anime cartoons.
3. Spamming comment threads for japanese porn.
5. Stupid game shows that are transported to the US.
6. Pink Lady and Jeff.
7. Pokémon
8. Loser pitchers the Yankees pay too much for.
9. Rice burner motorcyles.
And the absolute worse thing:
THEY LIKE TO EAT RAW FISH!!!!!
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Sorry Troop,
I agree with most of the things on the list, especially the Pokemon BS. However, there are two items which I feel you are in error about:
1. Rice burner motorcycles - They are bad-ass, especially 70s and 80s vintage in-line fours. (I have owned Harleys, loved them as well)
2. Stupid Japenese Game shows - Highly entertaining, particularly when they are overdubbed with snarky english comments and not-so subtle perverted sexual innuendo.
BTW, did you know Farrah was 1/64th Japanese?
Sayonora Trooper-San
1-Treating Tom Cruise as a Living God
2-Killing Whales
3-Pushing up the demand (and price) of Salmon and Halibut
Oh. Wait.
I love raw fish.
Sushi or, better, sashimi.
Raw, fresh tuna, sliced just right? Can't be beat.
Abe Vigoda just threw up in his mouth when he heard that man.
Abe Vigoda should be happy his reflux systems still work.
Not that any of you give a %&*# but Philip Roth is my favorite writer because he still makes no bones about hating the Japs.
Does like anyone here know any REAL Japanese person?
Matsui doesn't count cause he's like a Yankee.
"Philip Roth is my favorite writer because he still makes no bones about hating the Japs."
Isn't that the same guy who said adios to Columbus?
Trooper's not going to take kindly to that, ricpic.
でも最近は、ニューヨークジャイアンツのスーパーボウル優勝しないと言わていますか？
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