"I am sorry Miss Winters, but Michael H does not find you very attractive. I don't know why."
"Oh why, why does he hate me so?"
"I don't know, it has something to do with Jay Leno. I don't see why, your jaw isn't all that big."
"I know. But he doesn't have any idea about who I really am. I mean I was a great actress. And a fun date. Look! I can fit my whole fist in my mouth."
"Now that's Talent!"
"How do you think I stayed in the movies for fifty years. I had to put a lot of stuff in my mouth."
"Too much information Shelly, too much information."
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Look at how dirty her hand is. Yuck-o. And the fingernails, dirt around the margins. Filthy.
The germs!!1!! Think of the germs!!!1!!!
Plus, she's trying to pull Mickey Rooney out and lost her grip on his little foot.
The Mick always went deeep.
I just saw her in Who Slew Auntie Roo? (Exactly the person you expected to.) She kind of sucked.
Hey Jason, that's why she was a star.
And she liked to get her hands dirty.
She was an all around dirty girl.
Her plaintive wail is because another day has passed without an Andrew Sullivan column on which to dwell.
Things are not as they seem.
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!
Me and TY have something else in common. Got to listen to JETS fans for a week.
For shizzle.
There's the "gentle weep", and then there's the "Tammy Faye".
She's doing that whole fist-in-mouth thing wrong. You put your hand in your mouth first, THEN you make a fist.
Did Shelly wear glasses later in life?
She was pretty good in "Poseidon Adventure" - plus her character dies.
There's got to be a morning after.
If you keep hiding I'm going to begin worrying. Cowboy up, motherfucker.
"If you keep hiding I'm going to begin worrying. Cowboy up, motherfucker."
No chit, dr kill!
And just in case YOU think you have it bad if your pleas to Troop don't work?
You just need to get out there with all the other plastic six gun, Trooper York posse.
Me? I may need to conjur up Miss Kitty!
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