Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Bra fit tips for well-endowed girls from Lee Lee's Valise




Tbat's all I got to say.

Thanks for the email alerting me to the topic. I wouldn't have realized it otherwise.

22 comments:

windbag said...

The well-endowed tapir video suggestion after this clip was also noteworthy.

windbag said...

Between tits and the tapir, Titus might explode.

blake said...

Helpful info, thanks Troop.

blake said...

Seriously, I didn't know cup size went up with the chest band size! I don't get the logic, except I guess it could be proportion-based?

john said...

Seriously, I didn't think guys needed to know anything more about bras than how they can be unsnapped with one hand.

Troop, your wife is awesome.

Trooper York said...

Thanks John. I thinks so too!

ricpic said...

Like everything else in life getting the support structure for bazooms right is a problem in the higher engineering. Luckily there are specialists with real knowledge like Lee Lee. Your job, since you have no real knowledge, is to steal the money necessary to give to your ill fitted and therefore uncooperative girlfriend to take down to Lee Lee's and be fitted properly so she's no longer uncomfortable and uncooperative and then and only then will you be comforted. It's all very complicated. Luckily sun's over the yardarm.

chickelit said...

I don't get the logic, except I guess it could be proportion-based?

Surface to volume ratio, blake. Volume increases with cup size but the surface area lags proportionally. This is why larger breasts are intrinsically more bra-efficient.

blake said...

CL--

But doesn't that presume (tautologically) that the scaling is being done proportionally? I mean, there's no physics that demands the sizing be done that way!

blake said...

That is, you could hold volume constant, as every woman indeed does when she chooses which clasp to clasp!

Titus said...

That clip just made my blow my load.

thanks.

tits.

Titus said...

What happened to white bras?

I like bras that are pointy or with the nipple cut out.

Also, they can't put their bras in a dryer? What a bummer.

I would like to have a job being a bra washer and caretaker.

Titus said...

I also enjoy tits without any bra.

Just hanging there naturally.

Nips erect, preferably in a little white tanky where you can see the nip color.

Maybe when she moves you can get a glimpse of the corona of the tit. See the stitch marks. Get a good look at the size of the busty wusty line.

Hopefully it is either really cold or really hot and they have goose bumps or are sweating big time.

tits.

chickelit said...

See the stitch marks

Stitch marks are a big turn off. Nobody wants to see where implants went in and got sewn up.

Titus said...

No, not from implants, just from around the nip, you know we all kind of have some little stitch marks around are nipples. Some are more pronounced and I believe that it hot.

tits.

edutcher said...

Your ears must have been burning.

edutcher said...

PS Mrs Troop says, "lenth", like somebody from Northeast Philly.

Just sayin'.

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Anonymous said...

Great bra fitting advice! Nothing worse than a bra too big in the band riding up your back, or a bra too small in the cups, whilst your cup floodith over.

Cute bras Mrs.Trooper, my mother used to lament there were no decent clothes made for women in larger sizes, so glad that's changed.

This is a good place to visit when one has insomnia, good reading:)

ndspinelli said...

Your bride could do much better than you.

ndspinelli said...

Has she fitted you w/ a mansierre?

Trooper York said...

It's called a "Bro."

And I only wear it on special holidays like Festivus.