Yo baby how you be!
I knows I haven't been around lately because I was real busy until lately. You see I was working for my man Franco Harris at the Meadows Race Track and Casino. He would have me dress up like a jockey and meet all the high rollers. I mean it was kind of demeaning all but it paid real good. But now the dumbfuck got us fired because he was sticking up for those kid touchers over at Penn State. Now he should have known that if you had played for the Steelers you has to be careful about sex and shit. I mean everybody knows that the Steelers are all sexual deviants. Art Rooney was famous for getting golden showers from Ethel Merman back in the day. Rocky Blier was once arrested for trying to get it in Brooke Shields when she was a kid on the Bob Hope Vietnam special. And the current quarterback invented date rape. Or at least he perfected it.
I knows I haven't been around lately because I was real busy until lately. You see I was working for my man Franco Harris at the Meadows Race Track and Casino. He would have me dress up like a jockey and meet all the high rollers. I mean it was kind of demeaning all but it paid real good. But now the dumbfuck got us fired because he was sticking up for those kid touchers over at Penn State. Now he should have known that if you had played for the Steelers you has to be careful about sex and shit. I mean everybody knows that the Steelers are all sexual deviants. Art Rooney was famous for getting golden showers from Ethel Merman back in the day. Rocky Blier was once arrested for trying to get it in Brooke Shields when she was a kid on the Bob Hope Vietnam special. And the current quarterback invented date rape. Or at least he perfected it.
How about those dog ass Jets! J-E-T-S...JETS...JETS...JETS! They stunk it up against Denver Thrusday and Elway didn't even play. He must be hurt or something. Rex Ryan is just as big a douche as his father. Actually he is a bigger douche. At least size ways anyways. What a jerk.
My Giants lost a close one to the San Fransisco Cock Suckers last week. They should win this week against the Michael Vick Dead Dogs this week since Vick is not playing. It is the only sure thing coming up for them. Well except for the Jets and the Packers. We know they suck. So that is at least three more wins in the bag. They play the Cowboys twice so they have to set up Tony Romo with another broad like they did with Jessica Simpson. I wonder if that Teresa from New Jersey is avialable. She would do anything for money. Maybe they figure that out. Or hook Tony with Bon Jovi or something. Whatever it takes.
My Steelers have a bye so they can spend all of their time date raping coeds and stuff. Next week they have Kansas City and they have sucked ever since Ed Podolack quit. So they should round out great for the playoffs.
Maybe it can be my two old teams in the superbowl. The Steelers and the Giants. Now that would be great!
Well that's that and now I can kick back with some Hennesy and cola with my lady and catch some college games. I will be back to go over the Thanksgiving games.
Cause I don't want to lose this job too! Be cool blood!
14 comments:
I don't get the arousal factor in a golden shower courtesy Ethel Merman. Brook Shield, on the other hand, was provocative at age 10. A lot more provocative than the amazon she turned into. And if I can't say that and Franco Harris can't offer a dumb opinion or can offer a dumb opinion but is fired for it what's this country turned into? No smartass answers please.
Hey Franco was lucky.
NDspinelli was gonna arrest him! Just sayn'
Ricpic - it sounds like you like your women like you like your Scotch - 12 years old and smooth.
Well, that's legal in your state, init Sixty?
Only if you are related. Just sayn'
I'm having a hard time tracking your train of thought dude. Has J taken over your mind?
I do love the Frenchy Fuqua and Ed Podolak references. What about John Henry Johnson, are you old enough to remember him?
My train of thought is not working today. They are doing track work.
You will have to take the shuttle busts.
You can take the Natalie Wood or the Raquel Welch.
Either way it is a great ride.
I am going to go into the show show now and shave my hog.
Wood or Welch. You cannot go wrong.
Neither one would welch on giving you wood. So to speak.
@ricpic - LOL!
Only if she's your sister, and by "your", I don't mean, you know, your sister, but one's sister.
Oh, never mind - if you have to explain it, it ain't funny.
And, in reviewing the comments, Troop got there first, rendering my comment even less humorous.
I better get back to drinkin' moonshine - losin' my edge here.
It was still funny Six.
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