Before we went to Florida we stopped at this antique store on Columbia Street and the wife found this frame. It is a consignment shop and it looks like will be buying a lot of jun....err antiques from them.
That's just great.
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Maybe. For Hairy Potter types, the picture within the frame moves with change.
Its these changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes
Nothing remains quite the same
With all of our running and all of our cunning
If we couldnt laugh we would all go insane
Sometimes you can be as sneaky as POTUS, signaling the crowd with those hand gestures.
I've been framed
You look gilt.
You look gilt.
From trussed and gelt to framed and gilt.
Is that how gelt and gilt are spelt?
Totally unsolicited advice: I would replace those three vertical things hanging on the left hand wall in the photograph of your dining room that you posted recently, with this frame, possibly with a blowup of that other photo of you and the missus that you posted months ago and was very striking and much commented on inside it. That's what I would do. Lest this sound like a casual knockoff comment I noted the yellow wallpaper echoed by the yellow bowl in the middle of the dining room table and the pleasing yellow/red but not too yellow/red not overwhelmingly yellow/red motif. That's right, motif. But those three vertical things? They've got to go. I'm sure Palladian would back me up in this assessment.
Gelt; A past tense and a past participle of geld
If he's relaxed beyond tense and decided to refrain from participation on principle, the answer is yes, that's how it's spelt. With spell/spelt also meaning To add up to; signify.
I knew you were right MamaM--I just like watching you wax all grammatically.
Great, but where're you gonna find an oval picture?
Yes, but spelt is something else altogether.
I saw a Food Channel Program on unusual foods.
The guy was in Sicily and they were eating Tuna Hog, Sperm and Sack and Balls.
He said it tasted like liver.
They also ate sacks of eggs from the Tuna in Sicily.
He who spelt it dealt it.
People in Colorado eat "Rocky Mountain Oysters."
chickenlittle wrote...
"I knew you were right MamaM--I just like watching you wax..."
Just don't let ironweightsironrails hear about it.
A really hairy beave can devour the hog.
Also, too much fur, can be tough to eat out.
I've eaten raw salmon roe while the fish was still quivering. It had the texture of blueberries, and the taste of fish-flavored Crisco. Not my favorite. Cured in salt, it's called ikura and commands high prices in Japan. My wife worked her way through college packing skeins of salmon roe at a Bristol Bay cannery.
This place was a consignment shop and the lady gave me forty dollars off if she could keep the painting which was this turn of the century fanook kid in a powder blue suit. So I said deal.
The wife loves those long frames ricpic. She is going to print up a bunch of photos from snapfish in black and white and it will look pretty cool.
I have to post a photo of our red sofa.
I just bought a fuckin ottoman in Home Goods in Florida that cost more to ship home than it did to buy the fucking thing.
I wouldn't want to eat Tuna Hog and Balls and Sack and Semen.
Genius here just let Gainsborough's Blue Boy get away for two Jacksons.
I like to fart in stores, let it stew and then wait until someone comes by the aisle, run away and let them smell it.
A really hairy beave can devour the hog.
With its teeth, Titus, not its hair.
My dad is partridge hunting.
Do you know that partridge have "fan tails". When my dad would shoot one he would give me the tail and I would walk around like Scarlett from Gone With The Wind, saying I will always have Terra.
Those tails make a drumming sound when resting on a log.
Do you straighty's like to eat out pussy until it drains in your mouth?
What does it taste like?
Oh Titus, right about the time MamaM thinks you're done, a fresh burst of vim succeeds in planting a new picture in her mind. This scenario beats out the barber chair and the bowl gazing for unforgettable: Titus resting on a log, drumming his Partridge Fan Tail (a gift from his father)while cooking up a fart and dreaming of new ways to beat a dead horse with a wet pussy.
That was hilarious MamaM.
But really, what does vagina juice taste like?
Pineapple juice if you feed her a couple of Bay Breezes before hand.
There you go Titus, another tale from another papa. Straight from the horse's mouth! Good and Fruity.
Go away J. Go back to Althouse.
Go away J. Go back to Althouse.
Maybe he needs hand signs.
Maybe he needs hand signs.
Unambiguous ones. No saying one thing with the right and another with the left.
If J could just makes us LOL--just once--it might be seen in a different light.
J you are not welcome here. Please take your comments over to Althouse as she seems to appreciate your input and insights.
You posts will be deleted. Please do not come back.
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