Tuesday, November 1, 2011

My new theme song!



And he waddled away.....and he waddled away.

It's freaking catchy!

27 comments:

Peter V. Bella said...

Only a CPA could come up with that. It is cute.

Trooper York said...

My granddaughter and her friend love these songs.

It is kinda catchy. Especially if you add new lyrics.

Trooper York said...

Got any grapes?

rcocean said...

They cleaned that joke up nicely.

blake said...

Isn't that an old Irving Berlin number?

o/~Waddle I do?~\o

Titus said...

Colbert did a hilarious interview with "Ketchup"-yes that's her name, from OWS.

Ketchup, I love that name.

Jason (the commenter) said...

I got a Google pop-up ad entitled "After Shaving Balls". What the heck!

Fred4Pres said...

Titus, you should get two more rare clumbers and call them ketchup and mustard.

MamaM said...

At least his feet weren't nailed to the bar and he was free to waddle away.

Titus, you should get two more rare clumbers and call them ketchup and mustard.

MamaM submits "Pickle Relish" for the 2nd clumber. That would cover all bases. Sure as shit even the rarest dog named Mustard will eventually be called Turd, Tard or Poupon.

Titus said...

Ketchup looked exactly how you would expect her to look on the Colbert show.

Do you know the OWS have all kinds of hand signs to "block" and "point of order" while having discussions?

Ketchup looked like a virgin to me.

Ketchup let you know that she is "female" rather than female bodied.

Some of the OWS protestors are "female bodied".

Fucking hilarious.

Fred4Pres said...

Okay Titus, I do not have time to look up the interview, what exactly does female vs. female bodied mean?

Fred4Pres said...

Ah what the heck, I went for it.

Great glasses for ketchup. If you name the rare clumbers ketchup, mustard or relish (I would go with dill but you can pick sweet too) you could get them red, yellow (or spicy brown), and green collars.

Fred4Pres said...

Colbert was very funny.

MamaM said...

Thanks Fred4Pres. Fun beyond Titus carrying on about Ketchup.

What if you team up with Titus and talk Trooper into a guest spot? Like taking a dog for a walk, you could let Titus sniff around, bark about tits and clouds and pussy and then you could come along with the scoop and put all the poop in a bag, nice and tidy!

That was a great link, but MamaM wouldn't have found it without help in looking under the pile.

Fred4Pres said...

Thanks MamaM, but it sort of works out that way already.

And Titus, I bet you can get the rare clumbers collars made of organic woven hemp and dyed with natural colors at some farmers market in Boston.

ndspinelli said...

Titus, Good heads-up..Colbert was hilarious. I particularly liked him trying to palm the guy some cash @ the end.

I bet this theme song is even better if you do a bowl.

Fred4Pres said...

Ann has it posted now, but no credit or Hat Tip to Trooper or Titus. Of course, she might have found it on her own.

Of course it is like Trooper never even existed there.

chickelit said...

Got any gripes?

Fred4Pres said...

You better put them on Trooper's bill.

Trooper York said...

Now that was funny guys!

Titus said...

I sent it to Althouse this morning.

Titus said...

The best part is when he gives the guy the money at the end.

That and, "is you last name Hitler"?

Titus said...

Troop, I read they both live in Brooklyn.

If you ever see Ketchup on the street tell her I love her.

Titus said...

Sorry, I was wrong Ketchup is "female bodied" rather than "female".

Fred4Pres said...

Titus said...
I sent it to Althouse this morning.

November 2, 2011 9:21 PM



And no hat tip to Titus! Outrageous! Ann should let the rare clumber crap on her lawn and have Meade clean it up for you.

Fred4Pres said...

I did love the Hitler part too.

I have to go back and see if she said she was femaled bodied (I recall it being her trying to teach Colbert about something she would assume a three year old would know). I assumed Ketchup was female and femaled bodied, but I might be wrong.

I also liked Colbert going around dressed like Che.

Fred4Pres said...

She does say she is "femaled bodied" but does not say she identifies as female. I am not sure what that means.

Ketchup does remind me of elevator skeptic girl Rebecca Watson. Remember her? She got a pass from some nerd in the elevator at a skeptics conference.