Did you ever go to a place or have a friend who used to be fun but now is serious all the time. No laughs. No humor. No fun.
Just serious stuff 24/7. Politics. Death. Arguments.
Who would want to hang out with them. They bore the shit out of you.
I admit we yuk it up all the time here but we get serious every once in a while. But pretentious self-satisfied pomposity is enough to make you crazy. Or least flee and never talk to those people again.
Lighten up losers.
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Zombie clowns are still funny, right?
My old man taught me to avoid humorless people.
Death of a Clown
This friend of mine I ran into yesterday is so morose it isn't funny. All he wants to do is talk about Politics and OWS and Obama and stuff. Enough already. I mean you can chat for a while but not all the time.
All he wants to do is talk about Politics and OWS and Obama and stuff.
Which side is he on so that we may prejudge him.
Oh we was on our side but that doesn't make him any less boring.
tits are more fun.
tits.
None of my friends talk about politics.
It just has never been our thing.
Titus, it must be difficult to talk when you have a dick in your mouth, eh?
This seems to be the theme of the day. Somebody else was pointing out how we need to avoid people who are serious all the time earlier today. If I were paranoid, I would take it as a hint. But, seriously, I do need to lighten up.
My favorite track from Joe Walsh's "But Seriously Folks" album. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ru_jfmaJak&feature=related
Does smartass count toward humor?
Yes it does.
As does sarcasm, irony and cussedness.
How about slapstick? Don't we all think it's hilarious when other people get hurt?
You slip on a banana = tragedy
Anyone else slips on a banana = comedy
Some times you can talk politics and be funny. Example: Ann Coulter.
I know but I hear she really likes anal so we know she has a sense of humor. Just sayn'
I have a few friends who share my conservative libertine views who I can discuss politics with, but we mostly joke about it.
I never discuss politics with friends who are liberals. What's the point?
And to get back into funny, I was flipping channels during the Giants fiasco and found this gem that I had not seen before. Larry David is a dick, but this was a funny episode.
Trooper is of course referring to one of the best blog posts evah.
I give Larry David credit for making that topic funny.
Pinching a loaf feels really good and it can be funny.
We all pinch. It's something we all share.
Isn't that nice?
Loaf pinching.
tits.
When I have done blacks I have called them dirty niggers. They say you like this dirty nigger don't you.
I also have called them pieces of shit and that I wish there was still slavery so I could own him.
It's a turn on.
Titus: So you are like the Palestinian chick in the Larry David clip? But since you say you are not a backdoor guy, doesn't it get are garbled because your mouth is full? So if you did an Israeli guy would you say "occupy this" and point to your mouth?
Cheer up.
Politics.
Humor.
Face it, if you can't laugh about this s***, you'd have to kill yourself.
Not ready for that ... yet.
Told my wife this morning that I previously thought we'd be dead before the riots in the streets.
I was wrong.
Har Har.
Also, I picked the Jets and Eagles to be in the Superbowl.
The Superbowl of suck!
But back to Titus' comments - which is prime evidence of why Human Resources is the least respected part of any corporation - they contribute nothing, cause great pain to others and don't even abide by their own dictates. What a bunch of hypocritical cocksuckers.
I don't suck a cock either much. I just want to be serviced. I will touch it but that's about it.
So, as with being "a little bit pregnant" you are just a part time cocksucker. And only take it up the ass occasionally. And you pretend to like women.
You really need treatment, you are one sick, confused motherfondler. I guess AIDS dementia will do that to an old queen.
Just serious stuff 24/7. Politics. Death. Arguments.
Love it! I just stole it for my masthead.
hips
I am getting horny.
Clouds.
Jets and Eagles in the Superbowl?
Dude I want some of whatever you are drinking!
I think Frenchy Fuqua will have to talk about that this week.
Troop
You got a blog post where you picked the Superbowl teams before the season started?
Let's see it.
I'd be happy to buy you a drink, but not if you're secretly Titus.
I didn't actually Tank but I like the Giants and Patriots to replay their last contest. Just sayn'
And I am smoking Arturo Fuente Opus Opus X.
It makes me lightheaded. Just sayn'
Giants and Pats.
Oh yeah.
That was one of the happiest days of my life. Watched at a friends house - his GF said, you gonna sit down - no, I don't think so.
Giants and Pats. Damn, that was the most fun I've had outside the bedroom since "wide right."
Just sayin.
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