So we finally made it home in one piece and thank God I didn't have the snorting trembling guy sitting next to me.
Instead I had an Orthordox Jewish guy who kept writing notes in Hebrew and reading his Torah as we took off or landed. Not that there was anything wrong with that.
But I was watching a dirty movie and heating a ham sandwich. So I guess I was the problem.
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
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...watching a dirty movie and heating a ham sandwich
What a ham-fisted alibi...
So what dirty movie did you watch?
Well it was relatively speaking a dirty movie. It was "Bad Bosses" with Jennifer Aniston slutting it up.
Shmuel was very interested whenever Jen was slutting it up.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
How do you know he wasn't interested in your sam handwich?
You got off lucky considering you weren't coralled as the tenth man to make a Minyan. They do that sometimes when they're really desperate -- settle for a Shabbas Goy.
Shabbas Goy!
Oh, my little Shabbas Goy!
--Sung to the tune of "Soldier boy"
When Aniston actually does porn...you'll know America's really in the pooper.
Bad Bosses...I thought you were going to say Yentl. Everyone thinks Yentl is obscene.
But I was watching a dirty movie and heating a ham sandwich.
I don't want to know how or why you were heating a sandwich.
After Yentl arrived in America she made her way to the west, where she befriended a bear. She wrote about her adventures and eventually the stories were turned into a tv series, which was called...
Wait, stop me if I have told this one before...
I don't want to know how or why you were heating a sandwich.
Well he was watching a dirty movie. Jen Aniston is just hot, hot, hot!
That kid from It's Always Sunny in Philly stole the show in Bad Bosses.
OY!
o/~There's been some strange goin's on
And some folks have come and gone
Like the Bissage-man
Don't woik no more
I heard a racket in the hall
And I thought I heard a call
But I never opened up my door
It's just apartment house sense
It's like apartment house rents
Remember:
One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Floor~\o
Shit, that should've been:
o/~The marvellous Bissage-man~\o
for meter purposes...
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