Thursday, January 5, 2012

Reality Star to get New Tits!


No, not me. It's Snooki.

It seems that Snooki of "The Jersey Shore" has lost a lot of weight and she isn't as slutty a meatball as she used to be so she needs a boob job to get back to the breast size she is comfortable with.

My man boobs are big enough. Shit they are big enough if they are gonna do a remake of Russ Meyer's Super Vixens.

12 comments:

Darcy said...

I feel her pain. It's nice to be slimmer, but I kind of want my DDs back. :)

Darcy said...

TMI? lol

chickelit said...

Talk about putting the "D" in Darcy...;)

chickelit said...

Happy Birthday, Darcy!

blake said...

DDarcy,

I'm sure they're still lovely. If you have any doubts, upload a picture and Trooper York's dedicated staff of bra fitters and blog hanger-on-ers will evaluate furiously.

chickelit said...

Lasciate ogni speranza, voi che guardate

Darcy said...

I knew that was TMI.

Darcy said...

And thanks, Bruce!

Darcy said...

Snooki looks good, though! I think she was attractive even before she slimmed down.

blake said...

Happy Birthday, Darcy!

For some reason I thought your birthday was the Epiphany. As in, "Whenever I see your avatar, I have an epiphany!"

Opus One Media said...

its an optical illusion. the bigger implants make her look thiner....or vice versa....

The Dude said...

hdhouse - you are subject to the same effect - the more you write the more retarded you seem. Oh, wait, it's not possible for you to seem more retarded than you are.