The Jets have as usual totally fucked up this Tim Tebow trade. First they didn't read the contract and ended up owing Denver millions of dollars. Then they announced it before it was finalized and pissed off the Broncos as well. Now they are announcing that they want Tim Tebow to live in Jersey so he won't be "tempted" by the bright lights of Manhattan.
This is the team with a receiver with ten kids from nine different mothers who can't remember all of his kids names.
This is the team that signed Plaxico Burress after he got out of jail.
This is the team with the coach who goes to the ladies room of the Vince Lombardi Rest Stop on the Turnpike to smell ladies feet. (This has come out in the press yet)
Now they are worried that the foremost Christian athlete in America will become Marvin Barnes. (Do you guys remember Marvin Barnes?)
The Jets are idiots. Their fans are idiots (sorry Chuck) This is a disaster waiting to happen. The first bad play Dirty Sanchez makes will start a tsuami of crazy.
Did I tell you lately the Giants won the Super Bowl.
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Marvin Barnes "the human eraser". Brings back memories of the dysfunctional NBA 1970s. Quite different from today.
He had game.
But the needle and the damage done man.
Yeah, Tebow is going to start robbing banks wearing a jacket with his name on the back. That's going to happen.
Barnes may or may not have been a drug addict but he was dumber than a brick and thought being a thug was a good career move. How'd that work out, you 6'8 homeless dude?
Tim Tebow's gonna rob a bank?
Oh! Sixty beat me to it.
Not sure the parallel-izer machine is workin' with that one, Troop. Maybe Tebow will be the next...Mark Harmon!
I have a couple of high school buddies who lived on the same dorm floor w/ Marvin @ Providence. He never went to class and just blew weed. They say he was just Mr. Laidback..nice guy. There are numerous stories. Bob Costas was a rookie play by play guy for St. Louis and has many tales. Here's one that I don't think ever hit the papers and was glossed over.
Marvin and Ernie D were better known that the Governor in Providence. One night an enebriated Marvin walked into a liquor store and tried to hold it up, pretending he had a gun. HE WAS WEARING HIS FUCKING LETTER JACKET EMBLAZONED W/ MARVIN B. The cops were called and Marvin was simply given a ride back to his dorm room.
Sports heroes, most of the time suck. I love football and baseball, but come on, most of these athletes are not nice people. And, if the athlete is a good guy, the forces that be, will somehow, find his weakness and reduce that man to their level. Too bad, that.
I love the Green Bay Packers. Do you know why? It's because they are a small market team, from a small town, without the big media bullshit supporting them. They represent the majority of America. They are the neighborhood team, up against the big city conglomerate. Fuck off, NY!
There has been much gnashing of teeth about Tebow going to NY as backup QB.
In '87 the Niner faithful pissed and moaned when Steve Young was traded to SF by Tampa. He was a former USFL-er fer Pete's sake, so the bad rap went. Young pretty much sat on the bench for four seasons. He was a joke in the local sports press.
In '91 Young was tapped when Montana was injured and in spite of a knee injury that sat him out for 5 games the Niner's finished the season 13-3.
His NFL record pretty much says it all: 1st Place Most Consecutive Seasons Leading League, Passing - 4 (1991-1994)
The Niner's with Young at the helm had a spectacular '94 season that earned him a ring in Super Bowl XXIX.
Tebow is young and a lower profile and bench time may do him some good (he didn't get 'er done for Denver) or he may fade away...only time will tell.
btw- speaking of doubling down on stupid...EBL's trying to justify not deleting a moby. Too funny.
btw- speaking of doubling down on stupid...EBL's trying to justify not deleting a moby. Too funny.
You gotta love her admonition to her commenters:
Where's your mental toughness? How will you be a competent citizen in the political arena where everyone's always more or less bullshitting?
Translation: sharpen-up dumb fucks!
What, she won't delete Meade? Oh, right, he's not a Moby, he's just a dick.
@60, I just posted that joke there 20 minutes ago. Couldn't believe it hadn't been done already, but as I said before, TOP is now a humor desert.
The Jets are a bunch of retards.
Oh wait, is it not pc to call people retards.
How about stupid fucking morons? Is that better?
Yeah, the Giants won the Super Bowl. I heard that.
I would like to see this Tebow thing work out, if only if he could help them beat New England. And I think Tebow could be a very good, possibly great NFL QB (or full back). He just needs some time. But I hope the Jets do not fuck up Tebow by misusing him.
BJM, I thought you meant me...but then I realized you are talking about my twin. I have not even bothered to go there and see what is going on.
I have not even bothered to go there and see what is going on.
This.
Poor fucking retarded Althouse and her halfwit asshole bush trimmer, she is so fucking stupid she didn't know what CCCP stood for. But she sure loves her some commie cocksuckers, that's more than a little evident.
Marvin Webster, not Marvin Barnes, was The Human Eraser! Marvin "Bad News" Barnes was taken by the Pistons in the NBA when they broke up the ABA... The obvious 1st choice was Artis Gilmore, but we passed on....Moses Malone(!!!)....for Marvin Barnes!!!
Am I still bitter? Naaahhh...I've just got that German memory, y'know?
I noted your comment which fits in to this post.
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