Titus said
I am a mess tonight.
I can't sleep, natch. And I have to get on an Acela Train to NYC tomorrow morning at 8:00. Then have a very important strategic meeting at Kantar Media Group-10 minute walk from Penn Station. I so don't want to go and so don't give a shit.
I had to take the rare clumber to day care and was sad. The husband and I are meeting for dindin and then a 9:00 acela train from NYC to Boston.
When I was younger I fucking loved going to NYC. Now I hate it. Way to competitive. My suit, shoes, Prada bag, and documents are all polished to a t-I so don't want to live that life anymore. I am also doing an overnight whiting of my teeth, which have a perfect bite. Lord help me. I am meeting someone from London, Rio,NYC, Barcelona and Ghana tomorrow-help. I had an initial call with the person from Rio today and when I told her I didn't speak Spanish fluently she paused-fuck you bitch.
Give me the farm in Wisconsin, raising rare clumbers and showing them in fourth world "towns". Once you reach 40 you really don't want to live the fast life.
Luckily I had my cycle of steriods so I am all pumped up and bulked so I will look fab on the train. The only problem is that my balls are starting to shrink. I decided to wear sweats on The Acela so when I get there I am not wrinkled. Also, the weather is hateful right now and I don't want to deal with sitting in a suit, which will be wet, for 3 hours and 45 minutes on the train. Lastly, because of horrible weather I won't be able to find a cab in Boston or NYC-great.
I'm tired...fortunately my pecs look amazing.
Wish me luck dolls.
toodles.
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Trooper, Does Titus have some photos of you w/ a 12 year old? I've worked some extortion cases and this has some of the earmarks.
This cracked me up.
The only problem is that my balls are starting to shrink.
You should remain chaste so as to remain swollen. No more throwing your rope up in the air trying to lasso the moon. Darcy approved video link
I am back and a mess. The meetings went well and I was a star, natch. The receptionist told me everyone in the office is in love with me. Was she including the Rican mailroom guy who was hot?
Anywho, the weather was awful. I got to the office, without getting a cab, and I had to walk 10 blocks in horrible rainy/sleeting/snowy weather.
I arrived looking like Jon Depp in Edward Scissorhands. My hair was everywhere and a million buses sprayed water on me.
I hated the entire experience.
I don't want to be in corporate America anymore.
I want to be a simple, down home girl.
tits.
When I was in Boston last year I walked in the rain along the Charles River from a hotel across the canal from the Science Museum to the River Street bridge in Cambridge. I was dragging a carry on roller bag and had an umbrella. It was still fabulous and I had a potentially life-changing epiphany along the way.
I don't want to be in corporate America anymore.
I want to be a simple, down home girl.
I know how you feel. I can give you some good recipies :-)
There is that little thing called money though DBQ.
It kind of helps.
Yeah, testicular shrinkage--which would seem to be inevitable if you're injecting steroids--strikes me as a very strong negative.
At your age, Titus, can you be sure they'll go back?
Then there's the heart stuff, but I guess that's not such an issue now.
Perhaps Titus just wants to live fast, die young and leave a fabulous corpse.
What does he need balls for anyways?
A fabulous corpse with tiny testicles?
Oh come on blake, no I'm envisioning the fore limbs of a dead T-rex.
Or the left arm of a right handed professional bowler.
Or even Kaiser Willy!
Oh....that little thing :-(
Well, then just hum this song while you are piling up the dough
(It is one that I used to perform and think about ...when I used to play for dough)
A little bit more uptempo though than that clip.
You guys are funny.
Probably THIS song is more appropriate.
The rain is fallin' lightly on the buildings and the cars
I've said goodbye to city friends, department stores and bars
The lights of town are at my back, my heart is full of stars
And I'm gonna be a country girl again
@Allie: Thank you for your recent comments on the old Stalingrad stuff.
My balls haven't really shrunk. I was joshing.
My balls are still full, large and egg shaped. As is usual, the left hangs lower than the right. They are completely shaven and are as soft as a baby's butt. They do have some purple veins, natch and a line in that middle that separates them. What is that line called? When they are cold they are smaller and when it is hot they hang lower and become sweaty. Sometimes I stick my hands down there and then rush my hands to my nose to smell the sweat which I find intoxicating.
tits and balls.
Chickie, those letters are hard to read, every time I read one I recall the stories my parents told us about their experiences during the war and since they were of German heritage, many of their friends and relatives were killed. I can imagine the despair felt by these German soldiers.
I can also understand the despair and horror felt by the victims of the German government. My husband's family had relatives that were killed in concentration camps.
Chickie series is one of the best I have ever read on the internet. I read them all but usually don't comment because there is not much you can say about them.
But I recommend them to one and all.
Titus, Are Viagra, Cialis, etc. popular in the gay culture. Do you use any "helpers"?
Thanks blogfather!
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