MamaM said
It is always a festive time at MamaM's homestead on Saint Patricks day. The whole clan gathers and we sing songs and east corned beef and cabbage and curse the English. I enjoy a few draughts of Guinness and a few boiled eggs because I want to be prepared for the farting contest.
I have won five years in a row.
18 comments:
Hey!!
Looks like MamaM and I shop at the same stores.
Nice dress!!
Is that Guinness? Wanna share?
And MamaM's farts are polysyllabic to boot!
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Homemade DBQ! MamaM started s been sewing since she was a sprout. Back in the day when homemade was better and less costly than store bought. She's still a a fair hand with needle and threads.
Pull up a chair and we can talk about deviling those eggs for the big contest.
Is that really MamaM?
tits
Is that really MamaM?
Always more under the dress than meets the eye, Titus!
She looks like my Aunt Edith. Now I'm going to have nightmares...great...
The little girl in the background is fun, making sure she doesn't step on a crack and break the MamaM's back.
MamaM, can I ask how old you are?
I am just curious and a little in fear because of all the trashy things I have said that may have offended an elderly woman of your persuasion.
tits.
And can I ask what you think of the gay?
We are insecure people. Years of hatred and epithets toward you can do that, you know?
MamaM is ageless. That thing hanging out of her ear is the wire that connects her brain to the internet, infinity and beyond. The Hoover glasses are a decoy to drive off young hog snappers asking prying personal questions about the gay.
@DBQ Good kitchen dancing music and a fun memory. I had a haircut like John's back in the early 70's!
So no view on the gay. That is disappointing. I am always interested in what I am dealing with.
With Troop and Ricpic I know and that is cool.
With MamaM I only have speculation.
tits.
Generally, no view on the gay, to me, is they are entertaining, but I really hate them and they are going to hell.
I am always interested in what I am dealing with.
I find "dealing with" to be a curious term and concept, Titus.
@DBQ Good kitchen dancing music and a fun memory. I had a haircut like John's back in the early 70's!
This is going to be getting my kitchen mojo on today.
Turn it up loud!!!!
I like that MamaM speaks in the third person.
Back when MamaM first met Titus on TY she had this to say:
"Titus taxes Mama's supply of unconditional love.
It's hard for her to refuse a hungry dog. One thing's for certain. She's firm about keeping them outside the house until she's sure they aren't full of fleas.
What she said then, still holds. Tits and hugs.
I wonder, did MamaM visit Titus in Boston Square for St. Paddys day? Does she own a sarong? Was spied on from a window by a middle aged gay guy and some old lady, both wearing sarongs, creepy.....
Naw...as MamaM ages she likes to have a foot in both worlds without leaving her chair. The wire in her ear allows her to listen in to some unbelievable sh*t, stuff that makes the loaves Titus creates look like tiny barm cakes.
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