Wednesday, March 7, 2012

I vant to suck your blood.




"Hello my dear. Please come closer. I vant to suck your blood."
"That's Ok there County baby but you do me one favor."
"Vhat is that?"
"Could you please stop staring at my tits?"

91 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe he sees a nice big juicy vein in her cleavage.

ndspinelli said...

I beleve the Count has the bulging, juicy vein!

Titus said...

That's disgusting ndspinelli. Clean it up.

I expect more from commenters at this blog.

This is a classy joint and if you need to get in the gutter and talk dirty you can just leave.

tits.

Titus said...

Talking about bulging juicy veins that are hot and long and cut is just awful.

blake said...

They weren't even trying on this one.

Death by...drowning in cold water?

I don't think so.

MamaM said...

He seems to be looking past her bosom. Perhaps he's staring at her hose and wishing he had a pair.

ndspinelli said...

Mea Culpa, mea culpa. I think I need a good spanking from Ang!

Titus said...

I just pinched a massive loaf with huge chunks in it.

The creases in the chunks were incredibly pronounced and defined, like the folds on an elephant.

tits.

Titus said...

There were also pebbles in it but for some odd reason they drifted from the nuclei of the loaf.

It was like they were running away, almost scared, very antisocial or perhaps just independent.

They were saying, "I don't want any part of you you big massive pinched loaf so I am going over here, away from you and your big loaf clique".

tits.

Chip S. said...

I thought we'd see this in the thread about the baseball player.

MamaM said...

Unusually Particular Particulate

MamaM said...

Unusually Particular Particulate

MamaM said...

Even the replies don't seem to want to any part.

chickelit said...

el Loaf-N-Titus

chickelit said...

Turning and turning in the widening bowl
The loaflets cannot adhere the mother loaf;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the bowl,
The blood-flecked stool is loosed, and everywhere
The sacrificed offering is drowned;
The best lack all description, while the worst
Are full of passionate pungency.

MamaM said...

The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Titus Mundungus
Troubles my sight.

Anonymous said...

Bowell obsession, a trait of the elderly.

chickelit said...

Titus sits on his bar stool--alone in the corner.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

At least is is not that Twilight dude.

And True Blood sucks too (no pun intended).

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Titus was this guy your Christmas hero?

MamaM said...

A fresh round of Pooh, following the massive exposure of in the flesh out titting.

chickelit said...

This blog has become all Titus all the time.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Is this how me and my twin will end up? Eeeewwww

The Dude said...

It really has turned to shit.

The Dude said...

If you are lucky.

Michael Haz said...

Speaking of the IRS....

Chip S. said...

I think it's time for a new TY poll. How about this one...

Is Trooper York drifting Titusward?

--Yes, and it's terrible
--Yes, and it's grand
--No, and it's a shame
--No, and that's the way I like it
--Trooper York will always be stumbling around in the middle of the road, especially on March 17
--Trooper York is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being on the entire internet

chickelit said...

LOL! I second that emotion.

Anonymous said...

I voted in the poll in TOP, guess what I voted?

As for Trooper, I've been growing frightened at all the attention that slut Titus has been getting, damn, I'm jealous.

Chip S. said...

[edutcher]

Needless to say, I voted for the last option. In fact, I cleared my cookies to vote multiple times.

[/edutcher]

Chip S. said...

Simple solution: Show us your tits.

Anonymous said...

Compared to Ange , it would be a let down, sorry.

blake said...

I keep wondering WTF you all are talking about when you say TOP.

Seriously, takes me 5-10 minutes every time.

Chip S. said...

That Other Place

blake said...

Oh, I got it. I just keep forgetting.

Kinda funny, since I was there the longest.

Chip S. said...

A song to help Blake remember...

You're the TOP!
You get Bezos money.
You're the TOP!
You're edutcher's honey.

You're a Culver's custard,
a brat with mustard,
you're Carbonite!


...uh, Cole Porter I ain't...

Darcy said...

LOL!

I vote for Titus!

Anonymous said...

I'm just causing a bit of trouble in TOP, I don't really think y'all are misogynists, don't get mad.

Chip S. said...

Oopenheimer?

Damn, you are a Commie! ;-)

Anonymous said...

But, I look so good in red.

chickelit said...

"Now I am become Dearth, destroyer of Wealth"

J. Allie Oopenheimer after cast her first vote for Barack Obama.

chickelit said...

@Allie: Couldn't help it. Not a dig at you personally. We are post-political here at Trooper York. :)

Anonymous said...

Yes, that's why I like it here.

rcommal said...

You were?

I didn't know that.

rcommal said...

I will say that it took me a while for the "TOP" to click, when it first started being used here.

When did you start reading Althouse? Never really thought about that before in connection with you.

The Dude said...

Where is the "FABULOUS!!!" option?

rcommal said...

Time has sure flown. I can't believe that it's been something like three years since Ruthie stopped commenting there (though I think she did stop by to wish congrats on the engagement and/or wedding, don't remember which), and quite a bit longer since Sippican went away.

I started reading in 2004. It took me a year before I occasionally started e-mailing comments. She finally convinced me to get a blogger account in the summer of 2005, and I think my first comment on Blogger (under the old handle) was in August. I think Ruthie was already commenting? So many people have come and gone, it's hard for me to remember anymore.

rcommal said...

Nostalgia.

The Dude said...

It ain't what it used to be.

rcommal said...

May I treat this as an open thread? I want to post this. You could consider it sort of as a gift. Sorry for the brief ad the beginning, but you can skip it pretty quickly and then you need only watch 1:19, when the bit I wish to highlight for you ends (it starts at approx. 1:14).

Enjoy! : )

chickelit said...

Who lays claim to longest legacy commenter at TOP?
rcommal,
Ron,
blake?

I think her 2004 comment archives were expunged (they probably had interesting stuff from legacy commenters).

I've been getting impatient and bored over there again.

rcommal said...

I don't know. I think maybe Ron, but only because I can't remember (I'm sorry!) when Blake started commenting. Ruthie started commenting before I did, I'm sure.

rcommal said...

However, I am still commenting, though not under the original handle, of course. Ron occasionally weighs in (I don't read all the comment threads, so it could be more than occasionally, just TBC). As already mentioned, Ruth Anne doesn't.

I'm suspecting Ron is the longest from beginning to now.

The Dude said...

Ask your best pal Meade - he has been expunging her archives for quite some time now, if you know what I mean.

rcommal said...
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rcommal said...

Re: Deletion

Eh, don't want to get into all of that.

chickelit said...

I'm suspecting Ron is the longest from beginning to now.

I suspect that Ron has a couple shares of founder's stock in Althouse and elsewhere.

chickelit said...

What I find odd is that in all the years I've watched Althouse, I don't recall ever seeing her acknowledge his presence.

Maybe she did a long time ago.

chickelit said...

I forget how good it feels to come here to feel bad about TOP.

Titus said...

"I forget how good it feels to come here to feel bad about TOP."

That sounds kind of sad chick.

tits.

Anonymous said...

Well, just come here to be felt up, no I mean to feel good.

chickelit said...

Freud might call it penis ennui.

I get bored with some of the dicks hanging around there. Why does it always seem like the same person with a changing handle?

Boring

chickelit said...

I want freshness, vivacity and above all, believability!

Anonymous said...

You have to squeeze the tomatoes to make sure they're fresh.

chickelit said...

You reminded me of a childhood favorite: link

chickelit said...

I love the guys in the background who start in with "Hey Please" around the 1 min 10 sec mark.

It sounds like they're 20 feet away from the microphone.

Anonymous said...

OK OK I won't squeeza da banana?

chickelit said...

Louis Prima was one horny eyetalian who loved double entendre

chickelit said...

I grew up with no italian heritage so all that was "new" to me.

Anonymous said...

Well Mama knows best!

MamaM said...

The cake is a lie

When is a forum not a forum?

When it's an art forum.

rcommal said...

Cake?

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Or logs. As the case may be.

Titus said...

How do you know people change their names?

I don't even know how.

tits.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I am doomed.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

How did you make your name the first time?

Titus said...

I just took the rare clumber out for a walk and the streets are alive with color. The Portugese restaurants is blaring music, the seafood restaurant next door is hopping, The Thirsty Scholar has many future facebook entrepreneurs being intellectual.

And millions of dog walkers. We ran into a 7 week Pug, fucking adorable. She was sniffing my dogs hog and he was sniffing her pussy. She hasn't been fixed yet and he was all over her, licking away.

It was 70 today here in Boston and tonight is a balmy 60.

I love living somewhere where you walk out of the expensive loft and it is immediately showtime because the large number of foot traffic. You really need to be on your game.

The city is alive with color, what color are you?

tits.

Titus said...

I don't even remember ebl. My Indian UK husband, with big arms and who is incredibly hot and in LA for work, says I am technically deficient. I told him well he is technically proficient, because he is a hindi and a brownie, and that they have to be, but that I will always be superior to him because he is brown and I am white-I actually say that to him.

I also call him Husker Du (because that's how the dotheads speak) and Sabu too. Although, he has a British accent. He told me the hotel he is staying in LA is posh-so British.

tits.

rcommal said...

Titus: In my case, I completely got rid of the old account. Months later, I created up for a new one.

But it's easy to do multiples on one account, if that's what's desired.

rcommal said...

"created a new account"--sorry, originally keyboarded "signed up for" and then got distracted part way through the edit (the timer for the cornbread dinged)

rcommal said...

The city is alive with color, what color are you?

Confetti.

chickelit said...

I developed a decoder algorithm.

Titus said...

I don't have any interest rcommal, to much time and energy and I find it boring and would be totally confused trying to assume other identities.

It's hard enough being just the complicated dichotomy that is Titus.

tits.

blake said...

R,

I don't recall exactly when, but I believe I sent her an email about Bob Dylan in 2004. So I was reading then. (But not commenting publicly.)

blake said...

Titus--

Are you shitting (heh) me?

You used to change your handle every fucking day!

Titus said...

I changed my handle but it always had titus in it.

I changed it because I always forgot my password.

tits.

blake said...

I remember your explanation.

I still don't know how it's possible.

The Dude said...

Keep in mind that everything Steve writes is a lie. Knowing that makes his comments much easier to understand.

MamaM said...

Everything might be a little harsh; he seems to have a firm grip on what is and isn't hard enough:

It's hard enough being just the complicated dichotomy that is Titus.

MamaM said...

Keeping out mind is the more difficult proposition. Yesterday, when asked by the cheerful clerk at Staples if I wanted my cash back in "a solid twenty", the picture that sprang immediately to mind was one of loose bills and coins drifting and scattering from the nucleus like pebbles from a loaf. After asserting that a solid twenty was preferred over a fluid one, I pocketed the bill and left with the awareness I'd been well and truly Titusized.

BJM said...

@Chickie

I get bored with some of the dicks hanging around there. Why does it always seem like the same person with a changing handle?

Even worse is the loss of any sense of fun, no riffs or bantering anymore. It's all so deadly serious. Almost all of the commenters I enjoyed are gone or surrounded by so much BS that's not worth the effort. Even the irrepressible Pogo seems off his game. When was the last time Lem late nite drunk commented?

One of the things I admire about Ace is his ability to keep the political cooking along with the innate weirdness that is the core of the net. I don't think I've ever used the same Moron name twice over there, it's part of the game...you get voice or you don't.

Troop's building a place with a similar feeling here...somewhere to hang and goof. There's not enough quality goofing nowadays, everyone is so fucking serious or has a rent seeking bug up their ass.