Thursday, March 1, 2012

It would turn it into Peyton Place




The big news out of the combine is that the Colts might get rid of Peyton Manning. The rumors are all that he is going to come to the dog ass Jets. That would be great.

The Jets are losers. The coach is  a loud mouth asshole losers. The fans are losers. If Peyton comes he will be an even bigger loser.

I can't wait to see Eli get a third Super Bowl Ring and watch Peyton and Foot Licker make excuses.

They will have to get an even bigger cloth to cover the Giants Super Bowl thropies when it is a Jets home game.

Did I tell you lately that the Giants won the Super Bowl ?

25 comments:

ndspinelli said...

Trooper, I'm researching which saint we should all pray to and ask that you become LESS OF AN INSUFFERRABLE ASSHOLE NYER!

ndspinelli said...

Ironically, It's St. Anthony, the Italian Church in Bristol, Ct. I grew up attending. I thought you only prayed to him if you lost something, but it turns out you also pray to him for humility.

Chuck said...

My heart bleeds green & white... But I know Peyton will NEVER come to the Jets because that would make me happy!

The Dude said...

Don't they already have Dirty Sanchez?

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Don't even get me started about siblings!

Trooper York said...

I am humble Nick.

I humbly beseech you to remember how you told me how those loser Packers were going to destroy my team that had a slack jawed retard at QB.

I see to remember that in the last two games that mattered the Giants kicked the overrated Packer's ass.

I might have not mentioned this lately but you do realize that the New York Giants won the Super Bowl.

Trooper York said...

I will refrain from mocking Aaron Rodgers because I know he feels bad that his boyfriend Ryan Braun got in trouble for doing steroids.

I mean that would be just as classless as mocking Titus when he is sad because his boyfriend lost his job at the Dell customer servi;ce desk in Delhi.

It would not be cool. Just sayn'

Trooper York said...

Chuck I wouldn't wish for Peyton. Getting a retread QB almost never works out. It would be the wrong move for the Jets.

The right move would be for them to move to LA so you would become a Giants fan. Just sayn'

Michael Haz said...

Peyton Manning going to the Jets? What? Is he imitating the Brett Favre career path?

Jets, then Vikes, then on the tractor.

AllenS said...

Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

ndspinelli said...

Trooper, Here's the irony in all this. On the 1-10 scale I'm probably a 4 as far as a Packer fan. I also like the Giants[you are making that real difficult, but I think of my old man's love of the Giants] and the Chiefs. You have picked a fight w/ a welterweight Packer fan and you are a heavyweight Giants fan, 14 on the 1-10 scale.

You are an egocentric NY lacky sports fan w/ the famous New Yorker magazine map of the US view of sports. I have friends in NY and Jersey JUST like you, although we are able to have substantive debates. And, as stated previously, you are either intellectually or psychologically impaired to perform that rather simple task of honest debate. Unfortunately, there isn't a Viagra that helps your other impairment, for this glaring "deficit."

ndspinelli said...

Oh..on the Braun/Rodgers front, I saw Rodgers visited Braun @ Spring Training. I am a libertarian and don't give a rat's ass about who or what someone wants to fuck[except kids, of course]. I don't believe Braun's urine was tampered w/. However, there could be a scenario involving homophobia and/or extortion that would make sense. Professional athletes are probably the last profession that are vulnerable to this old tactic used by the CIA, KGB, and just slimey extortionists. IF they are gay, it would be a great leap forward for the baseball and football MVP's to come out. The problem is, there will be homophobe pitchers throwing @ Braun's head and linebacker going for Rodger's knees. And any gay athlete knows that.

Thank you for the opportunity to make an intellectually honest comment on a serious subject. As an homage to my impaired bartender, I'll end w/ "YOU SUCK DONKEY DICK AND SO DOES NY." Prego!

Titus said...

My husband does not work at some Dell Customer Service Position.

He is a highly compensated Technical Sales Director for IBM and makes a shit load of money. How dare you sir?

Could you imagine a porno of these two brothers doing it? Would that not be the hottest?

Oh and sex with Braun, yes please.

Chip S. said...

It makes so much sense that Titus would get serious about someone whose biz card says "IBM".

Trooper York said...

Listen I am a fair minded guy Nick. I understand that this is a new world and we all need to be open minded so I don't think Ryan Braun should be suspended because Aaron Rodgers sperm was found in his urine sample. Or perhaps it was his feces sample. Whatever.

They should live long and be happy. Get married even. Knock themselves out.

But if you see them hanging around the Ramrod while you are on a stake out please tell them one thing for me:

Did you know that the New York Giants have won the Super Bowl.

After whipping the Packers ass in the playoffs. Again. Just sayn'

Trooper York said...

Of course maybe you shouldn't mention whipping ass to them. They might get the wrong idea.

Trooper York said...

I do have to say the fact that Aaron visited Ryan in spring training is really touching.

I meant that sincerely.

Trooper York said...

Or did you say that Aaron was touching Ryan in Spring training and that was really visiting. Or something.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Trooper York said...

All I heard all season from Packer fans was how great they were and how they were going to have an undefeated season and how they were going to destroy the pitiful Giants and their retarded younger brother QB in the playoffs.

How did that work out for youse guys?

Titus said...

I love jewish hog. I haven't had a lot of Jewish Hog but the ones I did have were spectacular.

That was funny Chip.

Anonymous said...

Titus, girlfriend! Jewish men are awesome, so agree.

ndspinelli said...

For the sake of this discussion, let's say you're correct about the Packer fans. What is the fucking statute of limitations?

ndspinelli said...

You do realize that the steroid juiced, redneck, homophobe, perjurer, philanderer, Roger Clemens threw @ Piazza's head w/ pitches and a bat was because of this gayness issue. Now..I know you have made an exhausting record of your thoughts on the Mets. But, this is just an example of what an admitted gay ballplayer would have to deal w/.

Trooper York said...

Hey I have until the next Super Bowl.

Then who ever wins that gets to brag.

Look at the fuckin Saints! They didn't just brag. They put out hits on the other team. WTF?

The Dude said...

Their city is below sea level, their morals are similarly underwater.