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Monday, March 5, 2012

He's buying me a puppy.......

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The Dude said...: She used to be a man, right?; March 5, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Chip S. said...: Biggest rack in all Duckburg.; March 5, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Trooper York said...: She got that voice from drinking vodka and smoking a pack of Lucky Strike every day since she was twelve years old.

When I was a single guy when I found a lovely lady like Big Ange I knew I was in like Flynn.

You guys don't know what you are talking about.; March 5, 2012 at 1:12 PM
Trooper York said...: She is the salt of the earth.

And she has the shakers to go with it. Just sayn'; March 5, 2012 at 1:13 PM
Trooper York said...: People are flocking to her bar in Staten Island. She is making money hand over fist.

I hope I am half as popular as she is with the viewing public.; March 5, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Chip S. said...: She is making money hand over fist.

She serves "gentlemen's lattes" in the back?; March 5, 2012 at 1:53 PM
The Dude said...: That's all well and good, but she was a man, right?; March 5, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Titus said...: I love her.

Not because of her amazing tits but because she is fucking hilarious.

I love her tits though too.; March 5, 2012 at 3:17 PM
windbag said...: 28 years? He's reformed by now, right? No worries.; March 5, 2012 at 3:21 PM
AllenS said...: NEWS FLASH!! NEWS FLASH!! STOP THE PRESSES!

Cheesehead inventor gets recognition

The man who invented the Cheesehead will be honored by the state Assembly Tuesday.

A joint resolution was drafted to recognize Ralph Bruno and the company he created, Foamation Inc. of Milwaukee.

In 1987 a Chicago Bears’ fans called Bruno a cheese head, and that inspired him to make the first cheese hat using stuffing from his couch.

It wasn’t long before fans wore them to Green Bay Packers games, and the triangular foam hats became an enduring symbol of Wisconsin.

In 1995, the Cheesehead lore grew even larger when Frank Emmert Jr. of Superior was about to crash his light plane, and he credited the soft cheese hat for saving his life.

Today Cheesehead hats are sold in all 50 states and in over 30 foreign countries.

IN ALL 50 STATES AND IN OVER 30 FOREIGN COUNTRIES!!; March 5, 2012 at 4:49 PM
AllenS said...: Wait a minute. What about the other 7 states? What's up with that?; March 5, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Titus said...: Are those huge tits real?

I want to touch them and perhaps take a little nap on them, curling up and maybe sucking on a little biddy for nourishment.

Mommy Ang, let me sucky sucky biddy. Sonny is hungry and needs food.

tits.
sucky, sucky
hungry
tits.; March 5, 2012 at 5:05 PM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: Are those huge tits real?

As real as her lips.; March 5, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Chip S. said...: I love duck breast.; March 5, 2012 at 5:18 PM
The Dude said...: Real? They are extant and corporeal. They physically exist in 3 dimensions. Maybe more.

The more accurate question is are they natural? We will leave the finer points of Si and all of its forms to the little Royal Clucker - he knows much about such things.; March 5, 2012 at 5:29 PM
chickelit said...: We will leave the finer points of Si and all of its forms to the little Royal Clucker - he knows much about such things.

Wait a minute sixty--you're the one who forever destroyed my image of Christina Hendricks' authentitcity with your "look how they meet the rib cage when she's supine" analysis of her charms. I wish I could find that link now. It's here somewhere.

You know what the problem with searching Troop's archives is? The cuffs and collar never match--we invariably wander off topic and say the darndest things.

But don't call me the expert on natural breast authenticity--that's your baliwhack.; March 5, 2012 at 5:49 PM
Anonymous said...: I tend to think they're real. But Titus darling, I doubt Mommy Ang has any goodness left in them, I bet they reach her belly button when released from the prison of the massive bra that must do the job of holding them up.; March 5, 2012 at 6:08 PM
Chip S. said...: So you're saying it'd be more of a paddle-wheel steamer than a motorboat?; March 5, 2012 at 6:21 PM
chickelit said...: More full sails at half mast if that makes any sense.; March 5, 2012 at 7:05 PM
chickelit said...: I love speaking in code.; March 5, 2012 at 7:05 PM
chickelit said...: Saw the trailer yesterday for the new movie about "The Raven" about Edgar Allen Poe starring John Cusack. Hate his politics but the movie looks good.; March 5, 2012 at 7:08 PM
The Dude said...: CL, I was talking about the tetravalent metalloid with an atomic number of 14 and its related polymeric compounds with an (Si-O-Si) backbone, and setting to table to allow you to run wild with the chemistry involved.

It's a shame to even mention a fine looking redhead on a thread about a gargoyle with a carved up grill. It's bad enough he lopped his junk off but to now attempt to pass himself off as a woman is downright shameful.; March 5, 2012 at 7:08 PM
chickelit said...: Chip are you heading to Michigan to visit Darcy?; March 5, 2012 at 7:09 PM
The Dude said...: Why anyone would spoil the beauty and perfection of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" by trying to make a movie out of it is beyond me. Read Mr. Poe's description of how and why he wrote that poem to learn what a brilliant writer he was. He was on of the best that America has ever produced.

No idea who John Cusack is, but he really should show more respect. Wait, is that Ange's original name? That might make sense - in fact, when I look upon that visage all I see is a horror movie.; March 5, 2012 at 7:12 PM
chickelit said...: @Sixty: Well we did have a learned discussion here already (maybe the same thread) where I "pointed out" that breasts float, sink or are neutrally buoyant depending whether they natural, silicone, or saline.; March 5, 2012 at 7:14 PM
The Dude said...: SHE'S A WITCH!!! BURN HER!!!; March 5, 2012 at 7:17 PM
chickelit said...: A sort of medical technology than kneads to be invented/perfected is adipose tranplant wherein a woman could chose to have fat from one area be transfered to another. No tissue rejection issues.

This could turn a long felt need into a longer felt knead.; March 5, 2012 at 7:19 PM
The Dude said...: Such surgery has been around for years. Insert snarky comment here.; March 5, 2012 at 7:23 PM
The Dude said...: However, no one has answered my previous question about what happened to the distal portion of this poor victim's nose. A philtrum such as seen in the video still is indicative of an enormous amputation and, I am going to assume, a blind plastic surgeon.; March 5, 2012 at 7:25 PM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: Butt lips?; March 5, 2012 at 7:30 PM
Titus said...: I think they are real. And of course they fit her personality perfect.; March 5, 2012 at 7:33 PM
The Dude said...: There you have it - the definitive answer from the person with the greatest knowledge of the subject at hand.; March 5, 2012 at 7:34 PM
chickelit said...: I love how they made one of the bad guys in "Act Of Valor" look just like John Lennon.

The guy had a nose the size of Adrien Brody. Maybe that's who Ang used to look like.; March 5, 2012 at 7:35 PM
Anonymous said...: Sixty, one of her husbands bit it off?; March 5, 2012 at 7:35 PM
The Dude said...: She's into polyandry too? Freaky!; March 5, 2012 at 7:36 PM
Anonymous said...: One at a time. I suspect mobsters wouldn't go for the Polyandry thing.; March 5, 2012 at 7:40 PM
Titus said...: Butt Lips hilarious.; March 5, 2012 at 8:03 PM
Titus said...: Your last comment was hilarious Sixty.; March 5, 2012 at 8:04 PM
blake said...: The more accurate question is are they natural?

I have a problem with that designation, "natural," as it pops up more and more these days.

If they're not natural, what are they? Supernatural? Just because they were put in place by mortals—well, human beings are natural, too, aren't they?

I am completely incapable of watching that clip, though. The freeze frame reminds me of the "Duckman" episode where he gets a "bill enhancement".; March 5, 2012 at 9:26 PM
chickelit said...: OK enhanced breasts then, blake. That gives the ones with implants the amelierative term.

Happy?; March 5, 2012 at 9:32 PM
The Dude said...: The old "nature versus nurture" argument again, eh?

Definition of AMELIORATE
transitive verb
: to make better or more tolerable
intransitive verb
: to grow better

Grow better - well, grow bigger, in any case. Better is subjective.

Enhanced. Implanted. Fake. Phony. As real as a Jersey nose and lip job done by a doctor who got his degree in Grenada. Okay, that is real, but it is bad.

bad

a : failing to reach an acceptable standard : poor - a bad repair job -

And what do you know - right next to that definition was a picture of our sad subject.; March 5, 2012 at 9:45 PM
Titus said...: I am glad to see this post turned into "tits".

tits.; March 5, 2012 at 9:52 PM
chickelit said...: In the future, men will be chided for discriminating against women who choose to have work done.

It's a demographic thing you see.

It's like the gay world Titus speaks about where the bar is set higher by men on roids.; March 5, 2012 at 9:59 PM
Chip S. said...: @chicklit 4:09--I didn't catch the subliminal message in my new avi 'til you pointed it out. And within hours of your comment being posted I was served with a restraining order barring me from the entire state of Michigan.

I thought the wheels of justice ground a lot slower than that.; March 5, 2012 at 11:13 PM
Titus said...: I haven't watched the show but after watching these clips I would love an hour of television of just her.

I think she is hilarious.; March 5, 2012 at 11:52 PM
The Dude said...: Little Royal Clucker, this is for you:

The Entire Hendrix Family does not look alike; March 6, 2012 at 1:23 PM
The Dude said...: That was from March 13th, 2011. Almost a year on and we are still thinking about the same thing(s). Fixation much?; March 6, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Anonymous said...: Ah a philosophical discussion amongst the males as to what is real. One of life's many mysteries.; March 6, 2012 at 2:07 PM
chickelit said...: The show restarting soon may have something to do with the Hendricks obsession.

I just can't look away.; March 6, 2012 at 2:21 PM
chickelit said...: That's the thread!; March 6, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Titus said...: I believe if she took our her tanky we would know the answer.

Her nips must be fucking huge. Total pancakes.; March 6, 2012 at 2:35 PM
BJM said...: Tee-hee.; March 6, 2012 at 2:48 PM

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